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0:09....I honestly don't remember
0:10This. is so. fricking. cool guys
0:13I cannot tell you guys how excited I-
0:18How excited I am to play this game.
0:20Create a- oh my god is that me?
0:27Let's not make it awkward, we just got started, Felix
0:30I'm a blue eyes, white dragon
0:32*INB4 MEDIA CALLS ME RACISM*
0:35*BECAUSE I MADE A BLACK CHARACTER*
0:38Listen, I gotta play it safe these days
0:46YOU *Freaking* ROCK MAN
0:53me customizing my medieval characters
0:59*Now thats what this all about.*
1:01i can frickin jump super high
1:03oh that freaks me out
1:07OH MY GOD that FREAKS me out dude
1:21oh and its slow motion too
1:29I'm in slow motion, guys!
1:32oh dude I can have like different stances and sh-
1:38You ever fight with a man this handsome before?
1:51YEAH BOY WHAT CHU WANT
1:52Im frickin outta here guys ..
1:56even buckets got nothing on me
2:06chose destination on the map
2:09I can't wait to play this.. this is so cool
2:11I have not played a VR game like this
2:14if you guys remember that
2:18it looks like I'm in dark souls
2:23theres like a bunch of stuff over here
2:32this is what we have in Sweden
2:33this is what we call the viking stance
2:42lets put it on uhh, the hardest
2:44special mode, what does that mean?
2:49Kinda hard to point when your arm is-
2:51I'm putting it on the "hardest"
2:53Dude can you wait for my arm - wait for my arm to spawn.
2:56Wait for my arm - GOD DAMMIT.
3:11I got your pussy ass boyfriend.
3:23AH GOD you're still alive!
3:27S-stop, STOP FIGHTING.
3:34I'm freakin dying over here guys-
3:40Erh god I'm gonna die!
3:42I DONT WANNA DIE (Voice Crack)
3:50You can't stop the Swedes!
4:03I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!
4:05I can't see anything-
4:06honestly, where am I?
4:17HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!?
4:21OH MY GOD I'M the emperor from the Star Wars
4:29*EHHHHHGHHHhhhhhhhh!*
5:15what's wrong with you?
5:16DON'T shhneak up on a man!
5:21Alright, back off. I'm getting weapons.
5:25You're making me VERY ANGRY!
5:28YOU DO NOT WANT TO MAKE SWEDISH MAN-
5:40I have the Dagger of Distance!
5:42The Dagger of Distance!
5:44YEAH! DAgger of DIStance!
5:53SIT THE *Demonetize* DOWN *Demonetize*!
6:15It went right throuugghh!
6:19This is an interesting stance.
6:32I wanna try the kick, this time.
7:00SIT THE *Demonetize* DOWN *Demonetize*!
8:12WOOOAAAHHHH! WOAAH! WOAAAH!
8:27*laughing in Swedish*
8:32We can do, like, a longsword.
8:35and he can hold it like THIS!
8:36That's SO COOL, like-
8:37you can just hold it however you want!
8:40Like a goddamn PSYCHOPATH!
8:44*laughs like a psychopath*
8:51*screaming in Swedish*
9:00*more screaming in Swedish*
9:06*ah, chi chi chi chi chuuum!*
9:11You got something RIGHT there in your nose.
9:15*explosion* (Dude, that's MY move)
9:17This is how we do it in SVED!
9:19Does this arena have any
goddamn weapons?
9:21See, I don't even feel weird
about jumping anymore.
9:28Oh here we go,
here's the weapon.
9:32Dude, I got freaking err
health potions.
9:39Aah.. I'm healed, guys.
9:41Maybe I should try
the bow and arrow.
9:44Alright, so you just..
9:52alright this shouldn't be too hard
9:57ah we're doing it different
10:21you're not so tough now are ya
10:25OH MY im on TOPof HIM
10:30oooh that was amazing
10:33woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
10:39What'd I frickin' say
10:56you're embarassing yourself
10:58*This is a family-friendly Christian channel*
11:08WOAH THAT WAS AWESOME
11:10THAT WAS AWES- HE FRICKIN DIED TOO
11:13*there's nothing going on here, please move along*
11:40so.. so.. look guys look at this
11:43and then.. I do this
11:46lets freakin do this
11:58SWEDISH BOY KNEE ATTACK
12:03NEVER STOP.. NEVER STOP
12:08SWEDISH BOY KNEE ATTACK
12:09I got your knees, boy!
12:22KNEE KNEE KNEE KNEE KNEE KNEE KNEE KNEE
13:36Anyway guys, hope you enjoyed this episode!
13:55*wild animal has entered the chat*
14:05Swedish boy knee attack
14:15swedish boy knee attack
14:16i got your knees boi
14:29knee knee knee knee knee knee
