Blade and Sorcery #3 - Pewdiepie vs Thanos, WHO would WIN? (Vote)

PewDiePie

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0:00OH MY GOD IT'S THANOS. Tha-

0:02woah. dayum.

0:03Thanos I didn't realize you were so thicc

0:06DAMN BOI HE THICC

0:08hahaha oh jesus

0:10how's it going bros

0:11my name is peeeewwwdiepieee

0:14and BROFIST *wow the nostalgia*

0:15*brofist brofist brofist*

0:19ha ha ha I love that sound

0:21alright yes I'm still playing this game

0:24brofist

0:24I've added mods to the game which makes it even crazier than it used to be, and

0:28it's honestly the best ever so...

0:32lets frickin j u m p into it

0:35uh-uuuhh

0:36it's a fresh day.. for some fresh knees (yes ofc why not) *moan*

0:41boop boop boop boop boop

0:45lets pick the hardest difficulty (yah that'll go great im sure)

0:47and lets frickin do this

0:49I'm ready like I've never been ready before

0:52OH MY GAAAAAAWD

0:54please

0:55please

0:56I don't wanna hit a woman

0:57please

0:58AGHHH

0:59WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

1:02ugh... ughhh...ugh-HUH

1:07that's for your kne-hee-hee-hees..

1:09HAHHH

1:13how DARE you

1:15AH

1:16c'mere, c'mere

1:19your knees up BI- (Christian channel)

1:22eagh

1:22*incoherent grunting*

1:28AWWHHH

1:29huh BYE

1:31*final grunt

1:33*dramatic flute music

1:44alright lets try that again

1:46*laugh

1:47OH MY GOD

1:48OH MY GOD IT'S THANOS

1:50THAN- woahhh

1:51DAMN

1:52Thanos I didn't realize you were so thicc

1:56Oh my gawd

1:57oh these are some precious knees (wtf)

2:03oh... oh... oh... oh... ah...

2:09ohhh (tf)

2:10oh huh huh huh huh huh

2:12BYEEE

2:14aw yeah heah

2:16that's how we frickin do it in Sweden bros

2:19alright lets get some real action

2:22*more dramatic flute music

2:33hooh

2:34hoo

2:35ah sorry

2:37Oh

2:38uh sorry

2:40YOUR KNEES ARE MINE

2:42MINE

2:43*Unintelligible noises*

2:44Yeah

2:45*Heavy breathing and sniffing*

2:49Swedish jump attack!!!!1!!!1!2

2:51HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

2:53BEH

2:55AAAAAAAH

2:58*grunt*

2:59BUH

3:00Stay Down

3:01Stay Down

3:03Are you still alive?

3:05Do you regret what you did?

3:08*neck snap*

3:09Too late

3:10Holololololololololololololololololol

3:12Bye

3:14Ha ha ha ha

3:16Who wants some?

3:21Jesus Christ

3:23So ridiculous

3:25Hugh

3:26Oh, god dammit That didn't do anything

3:27Excuse me One second ma'am

3:28*Hold music*

3:30Don't come near me

3:32Don't come near me

3:33I'll never hit a whamen

3:35Please

3:36Please, vox is lit... oh

3:38Oh, you did it that was you

3:40Get her knees

3:43oohhhh

3:45Ha ha ha ha ha

3:46That is not as cool as I wanted it to be

3:49Are you still alive?

3:51Oh my god you are still alive

3:52Excuse me, we do not have to fight anymore

3:56Oh look, a spear

3:58Now lets put it, where it belongs

4:01k n e e s

4:03I got one knees

4:04I got two knees

4:07I was born in the knees

4:09I was bleed by the... I was bred by the knees

4:12Do you speak knee-jitsu

4:16*woman grunts*

4:17*woman yelps*

4:19*woman yelps some more*

4:22*woman grunts once again*

4:24Nothing to see here YouTube

4:26Nothing to see here

4:28Alright, lets change map

4:30Wow what an adventure

4:32But, theres more places to go And more knees to be found

4:35Lets go to the market

4:36And acquire knees legally

4:43Whats on the menu?

4:44Oh, what's crazy endless?

4:46Ok, lets do that

4:49Oh my got it's so tiny

4:50That is so cute

4:52It just died right away

4:56Oh, sorry

4:57Excuse me, can I have that back please

5:02Bitch

5:03You're shooting arrows at me

5:05Really? please

5:07Please

5:08Don't hurt me

5:10Don't hurt

5:12Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgh

5:13*Panting*

5:16I'm coming... Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgh

5:18Damn

5:18*Panting*

5:24*grunting*

5:27You will never walk

5:28You will never walk

5:30*heavy breathing*

5:32*grunting*

5:34agrh

5:37Ha, you hit a whaman How could you?

5:47Oopsie!

5:48oopsie

5:49What are you gonna do, huh? What are you gonna do, hu-

5:52Ah, terrible

5:53sneak attack

5:55sneak attack

5:57Ah he's got knee pads

6:01YYEAAHHH

6:03arhh

6:05uogh

6:07oh hA HA HA HA HA

6:09*laughing*

6:13Where did she go?

6:15Oh there she is.

6:17yachk yakh

6:18mm

6:19nyACH

6:20*grunting*

6:24Oh my god.

6:25*more grunting*

6:26knee

6:27knee

6:28*grunting*

6:36ah she knows how to block

6:47SHAME ON YOU!

6:49SHAME ON YOU

6:51Gimme back my knee dagger!

6:56Aw what are gonna do?

6:57What are you gonna do hUh?

7:00Useless! Pathetic!

7:06AAAAAAAHHHH!

7:08AAAAH

7:09AH

7:10EHG

7:11YOU'RE CRAZY! YOU COULD HURT ME!

7:14*pant*

7:15Just wait until I get ya!

7:17Just wait until I get those knees

7:19AH *incomprehensible suffering*

7:22AH

7:23NYEH

7:24AH

7:24HUP

7:25HUP

7:26AHH WHGHA FEHHH

7:27WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

7:30ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

7:32*heavy breathing*

7:34DEH

7:35UEGH

7:36UGEH

7:38GOD

7:39DAMMIT

7:40*grunting*

7:43*dramatic flute music*

7:55uegh

7:56eHG

7:57haa

7:59aahhh

8:00aaahhh

8:01ahhHH What have I d-

8:04Please, I'm having a moment.

8:06I'm having a real bad day.

8:07Please!

8:08Please I beg you!

8:10I have nothing to live for. I got nothing and no one. (TikTok)

8:14That's what you thought, b!tch.

8:18(evil laughter)

8:24I don't care if (???)

8:26I'll hit any child -I mean.. person.

8:33Please don't hurt me!

8:34Please don't -oh my god you fell for that?

8:37You're gonna pay.

8:39you're gonna!

8:39pay!

8:41Your knees are USELESS!

8:44Have a bucket.

8:45Ha ha ha. Ningen.. BAKARO

8:49KNEE!

8:54Oops!

8:55I fight you all with my bucket!

8:58Anyone else want bucket?

8:59Hwuh!

9:01hwuh

9:02Tell me, child.

9:04Where is your knee?

9:06*high-pitched voice* I don't know what you're talking a-

9:07WHERE ARE THEY?

9:10I know you have them!

9:11Where are they hidden?

9:13*high-pitched* I swear I don't have any

9:14DAHH! AAH DON'T LIE TO ME!

9:17*high-pitched* I don't have the knees I swear. I have a fa-

9:19*aggressively grunting*

9:23*panting*

9:25I'm gonna ask you one last time.

9:26Where are your knees?

9:28*high-pitched* Please, don't do thi-

9:29GAAH *snaps neck*

9:31AAHH

9:33Okay I think it's time to stop. *laughing* Jesu-

9:35Smash like!

9:37YOUR KNEES ARE MINE!

9:38I was born in the knees

9:40OH HE'S GOT KNEE PADS!

9:41Give me back my knee dagger!

9:43Just wait until I get those knees!

9:45Your knees are USELESS!

9:47Where are your knees?

9:48*high-pitched* I don't have the knees, I swear

9:49*high-pitched* Pleaase, don't touch my knee

9:51DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT KNEES!

9:53*high-pitched* My chime(?) is in my knee

9:55*groan* Oh I don't think so, Dr. phil

9:57Cuz I

9:58Are you gonna keep copystriking my videos?

10:01Dr. Phil?

10:02Huh?

10:05Ah shi- Ah godammit uh

10:06You want pyramids?

10:07We got 'em!

10:09Oh you're into castles huh?

10:10WE GOT YOU COVERED BABY!

10:12You want some PETS?

10:13EASY!

10:16WE! GOT IT! ALL!

10:19This game is STILL relevant goddammit!