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0:00The Trump administration is still
0:02scrambling to cover their asses after
0:03the unrest in Minnesota. And that won't
0:06be easy. Some of them have a lot of ass
0:11But this administration is ready to step
0:14up and take accountability.
0:16>> This morning, the blame game inside the
0:18Trump administration.
0:19>> You have the president of the United
0:20States blaming Christy Gnome. Gnome is
0:23saying that she was just repeating what
0:24the White House told her to say that
0:26this was the narrative that Steven
0:28Miller had come up with.
0:30>> Steven Miller attempting to shift
0:31scrutiny to border patrol agents.
0:34>> So you have Trump, Gnome, and Miller all
0:37pointing fingers at each other. It's
0:39like a Mexican standoff for people who
0:44But things are clearly getting extremely
0:46ugly inside the Trump administration.
0:48And bear in mind, it started extremely
0:53but you know, par for the course. It all
0:55makes sense. No further explanation
0:57needed. I just want to hold up a
0:59flowchart, friend, of my understanding
1:02of the blame game here.
1:07I don't want to say CNN is struggling
1:11this is the channel that used to talk to
1:13holograms of Will I Am and now they're
1:16just scribbling things on a napkin. Oh,
1:19that's why Wolf Blitzer has been selling
1:27So, the Republicans are in disarray.
1:29Trump is doing exactly what you would
1:31expect him to be doing while his cabinet
1:33is falling apart. Redirecting our
1:34attention to an election that happened
1:37>> We did so great in the election with
1:40Hispanic voters. We did so great with
1:42black men. We did so great with white
1:49>> White everything. All the whites. Jeremy
1:52Allen whites, Betty Whites, Walter
1:54White, Snow Whites. White chicks. That's
1:57a twofer because it's black men dressed
2:03But wait, hold on. I'm white and I
2:05didn't vote for Trump. So, does that
2:13Look who just got invited to the
2:16I'll bring my famous Crazins potato
2:19salad. What's that? I was uninvited.
2:23Just good to be in the conversation.
2:32And if you thought that Trump would use
2:34this rally as an opportunity to lower
2:36the temperature in Minnesota, well, you
2:40>> They have to show that they can love our
2:42country. They have to be proud. Not like
2:44Ilhan Omar. Did you see what
2:49did you see that wise guy? You know,
2:50she's always talking about the
2:52Constitution provides me with the
2:56Okay, I will say if Trump was going to
2:58do an impression of an African woman, it
3:00could have gone a lot worse than that.
3:02So, let's let's just be grateful. This
3:05is this is such a weird thing for him to
3:08make fun of. The president of the United
3:10States is roasting people for knowing
3:12the Constitution. This is like the
3:14president of Nike being like, "Oh, I'm
3:17Michael Jordan. I like playing
3:26It's not surprising that Trump was
3:28mocking Congresswoman Omar. He's been
3:30viciously attacking her for months,
3:32calling her garbage, saying that she and
3:34other Somali Americans should go back to
3:36where they came from. And last night in
3:39Minnesota, after Trump's rally, someone
3:41took his verbal attacks to the next
3:44>> Overnight, a chaotic scene at a
3:45Minnesota town hall. A man charging
3:48Congresswoman Ilhan Omar moments after
3:50she took the podium, using a syringe,
3:52police say, to spray her with what
3:54witnesses describe as an unknown, strong
3:57>> New reporting that it was apple cider
4:04>> Apple cider vinegar?
4:06What the dude? Are you trying to pickle
4:10I'll show you. Your skin's going to glow
4:12and you'll never get a cold.
4:16So weird. More importantly, can can we
4:19just go back to the footage and watch
4:20howing boss Omar's reaction IS. LOOK AT
4:25LOOK at this. SHE GETS TRAINED and she
4:29GOES AFTER THE GUY IMMEDIATELY.
4:37DUDE, if that happened to me, I would be
4:40terrified. But Omar was LIKE, "THIS IS
4:42DRY CLEAN ONLY, [ __ ]
4:45YES. YES. NOW, let's be clear. We don't
4:48know why exactly this man squirted Ilhan
4:51Omar. And we would not be a trustworthy,
4:55reliable source if we just speculated
4:57wildly. Anyway, here's Donald Trump
4:59speculating wildly. Speaking to ABC
5:02News, he suggested without evidence that
5:04the attack was somehow staged, saying,
5:06quote, "I think she's a fraud. I really
5:08don't think about that. She probably had
5:11herself sprayed knowing her.
5:15Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. She was
5:17probably like, "H, I forgot to wear
5:19perfume." I know. I'll have crazy Jeff
5:25Now, you might be wondering how the
5:26president could react to an act of
5:28political violence this way, but it's
5:30pretty simple here. Let me let me just
5:44Okay. See, dumb thing. Trump's brain,
5:47Trump's mouth. I take it back. These
5:58>> So, Trump didn't spend much time
6:00thinking about Congresswoman Omar
6:01because he had something much bigger
6:04going on today. He held an event to
6:06promote his new Trump accounts,
6:08featuring a lineup of guests that
6:09includes Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank,
6:12Cheryl Hines from Curb Your Enthusiasm,
6:15Michael Dell from The Computer You Buy
6:17When You Can't Afford a Mac, and Ted
6:20Cruz from Your Nightmares.
6:22And then there was one truly special
6:25guest. There's a certain person that's
6:28here who's the greatest and most
6:30successful female rapper in history,
6:33Nicki Minaj. And I said, I'm going to
6:36let my nails grow cuz I love those
6:38nails. I'm going to I'm going to let
6:46>> Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Mr.
6:49President, don't let those nails get
6:50near your delicate hand. Seriously, look
6:53at this. Oh, one slip in Trump's hand is
6:57going to start leaking like a busted
6:59water bed. It's like a chainsaw holding
7:02hands with a Ziploc bag of chili. Things
7:04could get real messy real quick. Now,
7:07honestly, these accounts aren't the
7:09worst idea that either Trump or Nikki
7:11has endorsed. Basically, it's like an
7:13IRA for babies. Trump accounts will give
7:16$1,000 in federal money to every baby
7:19born between January 1st, 2025 and the
7:23end of 2028. The money will be invested
7:26until the child can access it when they
7:29>> Wow. I didn't expect this from Donald
7:32Trump. Mostly the part where he says you
7:34can't touch something until it turns 18.
7:44This is actually a rare, objectively
7:47okay Trump policy. And if helping
7:49children so generously seems off-brand
7:51for the Trump administration, don't
7:53worry. This new ad promoting the
7:55accounts makes the bigger picture much
7:58>> Introducing a new Trump policy to give
8:01you $1,000 when you turn 18. If you can
8:05make it that far. From the twisted mind
8:08of Donald Trump comes the Trump account
8:11challenge. You'll get $1,000 if you can
8:14live long enough to turn 18 in Donald
8:19You'll have to survive no vaccinations,
8:22environmental disasters, and so many
8:28And what else? Oh yeah, guns.
8:31>> Bing bing bing bing.
8:32>> They're everywhere. school, the airport,
8:35the Cheesecake Factory.
8:39Only America's Strongest will make it to
8:4118 and take home the grand prize of
8:46And if you don't want to participate,
8:48too bad, [ __ ] Should have thought of
8:50that before being born. The Trump
8:53Account Challenge. Let the funds begin.
