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Trump Declares Ballroom His Gift to Americans, Approval Rating Hits New Low | The Tonight Show
Trump Declares Ballroom His Gift to Americans, Approval Rating Hits New Low | The Tonight Show
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0:01
-Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show."
0:03
This is it. This is the show to be at.
0:05
[ Cheers and applause ]
0:07
Come on, guys.
0:08
Today was one of the hottest days of the year here
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in New York City, temperatures hitting 95 degrees.
0:14
Whew, yeah. Seriously, it was so hot today,
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I was sweating like Marco Rubio
0:18
at a roller coaster height chart.
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[ Laughter ]
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Meanwhile, it was also 95 degrees down
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in Washington, D.C. Yeah, it was so hot,
0:28
President Trump spent the day rubbing
0:29
Gold Bond powder on his ballroom.
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[ Laughter ] -Oy!
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-Well, speaking of this morning,
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Trump toured the White House ballroom construction site,
0:39
and he called the ballroom his gift to the country.
0:43
Yeah. It's a gift that no one wants.
0:46
I mean, it's like an all cantaloupe edible arrangement,
0:49
you know what I'm saying?
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We don't -- [ Laughter ]
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It looks like a rose, but no.
0:53
Yep. Trump toured his new ballroom,
0:55
but he didn't wear a hard hat.
0:57
And if you saw the results of his last cognitive test,
0:59
you'd understand why it wasn't necessary.
1:02
Trump also said the new ballroom will be "drone-proof."
1:05
He said so if a drone hits, it bounces off,
1:09
which makes me think it's going to be less ballroom
1:11
and more bouncy castle.
1:12
Do you know what I'm saying?
1:14
Yeah, these are stressful times for Trump.
1:16
And get this -- his second-term approval rating
1:18
just hit a record low of 37%.
1:21
But now Trump's trying to make it cool
1:23
by walking around going 3-7, right? 3-7, 3-7.
1:29
Some more political news --
1:30
Late yesterday, Trump announced
1:32
that he was canceling a massive attack on Iran
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that was planned for today.
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So like everyone else with plans on a Tuesday night,
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he just wasn't feeling it and bailed.
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[ Laughter ]
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Meanwhile, according to a new poll,
1:44
most voters think Trump made the wrong decision
1:46
to go to war with Iran. Well, not me.
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Personally, I think it was a fantastic decision,
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one of the best in history, you know,
1:53
right up there with...
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...and of course...
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Great, great decision.
2:21
Some more political news --
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Louisiana Senator Bill Cassidy was just defeated
2:25
in his primary, so he's losing his seat in the Senate.
2:28
When they heard, a lot of his fellow senators
2:30
reached out to console him. For instance, first up,
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Senator Jon Ossoff said...
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[ Laughter ]
2:39
And Senator Pete Ricketts said...
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[ Laughter ]
2:45
And Senator Ruben Gallego said...
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[ Laughter ]
2:51
-Oh. -And Senator Jerry Moran said...
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Then Senator Ted Budd said...
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[ Laughter ]
3:07
And Senator Adam Schiff said...
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[ Laughter ]
3:15
And Senator Cory Booker said...
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And Senator Ron Wyden said...
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[ Laughter ] -Oh.
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-And Senator John Fetterman said...
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And finally Senator Rick Scott said...
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[ Cheers and applause ] What? Weird.
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That's what he said.
3:47
Well, switching gears, Amazon just announced
3:50
that Alexa can now produce full AI podcasts with fake hosts.
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Because if there's one thing this world doesn't have
3:56
enough of, it's podcasts. [ Laughter ]
3:59
Well, beef prices are soaring at a record pace,
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and for the first time ever, it now costs $7 a pound.
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And it's affecting a lot of restaurants.
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Check out this message from Wendy's.
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-At Wendy's, we serve the best ingredients.
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So when the cost of beef goes up, so do our prices.
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But we'll get through it together.
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Wendy's.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Here's another message from Burger King.
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-At Burger King, quality matters.
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To bring you the best beef, we're adjusting our prices.
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Thanks for your patience. Burger King.
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[ Laughter ]
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-That's nice.
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Now here's a message from Taco Bell.
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-At Taco Bell, when the cost of beef goes up,
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our prices stay the same because we don't get our beef from cows.
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Anyway, call us when the price of raccoon goes up.
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[ Raccoon screeches ] Taco Bell.
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-Why would they run that?
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Why would they do that?
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-Why would you run an ad like that?
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-I don't know. -They use raccoon?
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-I don't know. -That's ridiculous.
4:54
-As I mentioned, New York City is in
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the middle of a crazy heat wave with temperatures in the 90s
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and feels-like temperatures in the 100s.
5:02
Well, now here to talk about it
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is our weather correspondent, Jerome Davis.
5:05
Thank you for joining us, Jerome.
5:07
-Hey, Jimmy. Yeah. Thanks for having me.
5:10
-So, tell us. You're outside.
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How is it out there right now?
5:14
-Jimmy, it is boiling hot right now.
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It feels like the city is one giant sauna.
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I mean, it's so hot right now,
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I've hiked my pants up so high,
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I have a thong, th-thong, thong, thong.
5:25
[ Laughter ]
5:27
-Sorry. What? What did you just say?
5:30
-What? Could you not hear me just now?
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I said, it's so hot right now,
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I've been sweating profusely all day long since dawn.
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-Oh. Okay.
5:41
Sorry, I thought -- I thought you said something else.
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So, how was everyone managing to stay cool?
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-Well, many people are simply wearing light layers.
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But personally, I stay cool by stripping buck naked,
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rubbing Vicks VapoRub on my nipples
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and using an ice hockey rink as a Slip 'N Slide.
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[ Laughter ]
6:01
-I'm sorry. You do what?
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-I said personally
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I blast the air conditioning and sit in a nippy tub inside.
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What did you think I said?
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Is there something wrong with the audio?
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-Uh, maybe. I don't know. I can't tell.
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Well, it's important to drink water.
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Is everyone staying hydrated?
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-Oh, yes. Definitely.
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I've seen lots of people with water bottles, Gatorade.
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But I stay hydrated by slowly running the Slurpee machine
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down my bare, hairy chest. -Okay, now I'm positive.
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I just heard you say that you slowly run the Slurpee machine
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down your bare, hairy chest?
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-I most certainly did not.
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I said I slowly sip water near a very high fan and rest.
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What is wrong with you?
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-Let's wrap this up.
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Are you hot right now?
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I mean, you're in a full suit.
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-Oh, come on, Jimmy. Say what you really want to say.
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-What's that?
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-♪ Let me see that thong ♪
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-Oh! Come on. Hey! Alright, come on now. Come on.
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Hey. Hey. Okay.
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[ Cheers and applause ] Hey, stop, stop. Stop.
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Stop! Stop that.
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♪♪
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Stop showing him! Stop showing him.
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What are you doing?
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Why would we...
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Why? No, no, no, no, no, no! Don't be playing --
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Don't play. No, stop, stop.
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Take the cameras off.
7:28
Take the cameras off him. Holy mackerel.
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-Oh, my God. -Take the cameras off.
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Why did we...
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-Hot cross buns.
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-Why are we...
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[ Laughter ]
7:38
No no no no no, no no no no.
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Don't have him. Get him out of here.
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Alright. There you go. Thank you very much.
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♪♪
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Get out.
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No, no, no, no. Get out, get out. Get out of here.
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Go. Alright.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
7:59
Get him out! Get him out of here!
8:01
-How did we let him in the building?
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-Stay out!
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-You ran downstairs very fast.
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-Holy mackerel!
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Ah! He wasn't even outside.
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪ No, no, no, no, no, no! Oh, no!
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♪♪
8:18
The whole thing's weird. No.
8:20
Finally, I read that firefighters in Utah
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had to rescue 25 million bees
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that were stuck in a broken-down semi-truck.
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Yeah. On the bright side, now their lips look amazing.
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We have a great show, you guys.
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The one and only, my favorite, John Travolta is here tonight!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Ana Gasteyer is joining us.
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[ Cheers and applause continue ]
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And we got great music from Slayyyter!
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[ Cheers and applause continue ]
8:49
Stick around. When we come back,
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we're freestylin' with The Roots.
