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Trump Sleeps Through NBA Finals, Gets Blamed by Knicks Fans for Team’s Loss | The Tonight Show
Trump Sleeps Through NBA Finals, Gets Blamed by Knicks Fans for Team’s Loss | The Tonight Show
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0:01
-Welcome welcome welcome
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welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show."
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This is it. [ Cheers and applause ]
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Welcome to New York City, the city that never sleeps.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Well, unless you're this guy.
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[ Laughter ] Hey.
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Yeah. Last night President Trump slept at Madison Square Garden
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for Game 3 of the NBA Finals.
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And the Knicks fans are blaming him for the team's loss.
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[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
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Trump doesn't want to be blamed.
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So today, he called the NBA
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and demanded they "find" 5 more points for the Knicks.
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[ Laughter ]
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During the national anthem,
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they showed Trump on the jumbotron
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and the crowd loudly booed.
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Trump's staff was like, "They're not booing.
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They're just saying, "We love your
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reflecting poooooool." [ Laughter ]
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The reflecting pool.
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Yep, Knicks fans are blaming Trump for the loss.
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On the bright side for Trump,
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his approval rating in San Antonio is now 100%,
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so it worked out for him there.
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Since taking office, Trump has attended over a dozen
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major sporting events, including the NBA Finals,
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the Super Bowl and the Daytona 500.
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Yeah. The only event he wouldn't attend was, weirdly,
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Don Jr.'s wedding.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Cheers and applause ] Seems weird.
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[ as Trump] I'm sorry.
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[ Normal voice ] Yeah. Trump went to Game 3 of the NBA Finals,
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and he actually agreed to join us now for an interview
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to talk about his experience.
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Thank you for joining us, Mr. President.
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Now, you're a big Knicks fan.
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Who's your favorite Knick?
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-Nicki Minaj.
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-Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's...
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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Well, the Knicks have won 13 straight playoff games.
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Then you show up and they lose.
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Did you curse the team?
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-No no no no no.
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-Right right.
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But what was it that drew you to the game?
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The excitement, the atmosphere, the history?
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-Hot dogs.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Well, I have to ask.
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What were you thinking when the crowd booed you?
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-Take me home, Mommy. This is too tough for me.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Has anyone ever booed you that much before?
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-Melania. -Okay, well, I understand.
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[ Laughter ]
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It was quite a scene, though.
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I mean, where else have you ever seen
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that many celebrities in one place?
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-Jeffrey Epstein's island.
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[ Audience ohhs ]
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-It was a close game.
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How did it feel when the Knicks went on that big run
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in the second quarter and took the lead?
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-I fell asleep. -Yeah, I know. Of course.
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Just curious, do you think
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that you could ever dunk a basketball?
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-Oh yes yes yes.
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[ Laughter ]
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-What would that be like?
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-Aaaah!
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[ Laughter ]
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-Okay. I'm sure you got to get back to work.
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What are you focused on now?
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Middle East peace deal?
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-A UFC fight.
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-Okay, sure. Last thing -- The World Cup starts this week.
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Who do you think's going to win?
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Spain, France, Saudi Arabia, Russia?
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-Saudi Arabia and Russia will re-be-do, oh.
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-Thank you for your time, Mr. President.
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Thank you.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Nicely took the time to come do that interview with us.
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-Nice of him.
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-Well, some business news -- yesterday was Tim Cook's
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final product announcement as Apple CEO.
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Yeah. And his big reveal was an AI-powered Siri.
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Yeah. I saw a video of it working.
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I'm not sure it's such a great idea.
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Take a look at this.
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-Hey, Siri, text Lisa. -That's a great idea, Dan.
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Texting your girlfriend Lisa is not just a smart way
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to get in touch with her.
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It's also a brilliant way to reach her.
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If you want, I can draft a message for you now.
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-Oh no, I don't -- I don't need the whole AI spiel.
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Just please just text her. -[ Laughs ]
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Totally hear you, Dan. You want to send a text to Lisa.
4:00
It sounds like you're dialed in on the problem
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and you're ready to execute.
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I'm ready to dive in on the Lisa text whenever you're ready.
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-Yes, yes. Just dive in. -Sounds good.
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Say the word and I'll get to work.
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-Text. Text, Lisa.
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-Tex-Mex Lisa is a Mexican restaurant in your area.
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Would you like directions to -- -No!
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Oh, my God! Just do it! -"Just do it" is a great slogan.
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You should work for Nike.
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Would you like to update your résumé?
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-No! Just send the text to Lisa!
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-Got it.
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And send.
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-I can see you didn't text her.
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-You're totally right to call me on that.
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I didn't text Lisa and that's on me.
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Let me know -- -Forget it.
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I don't need you. I'm done.
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-Texting Lisa. "I don't need you. I'm done."
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-No! -Siri. Yep. We made it worse.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Some more business news --
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I read that Jeep is recalling over a million cars
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because they can overheat and catch on fire
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even when they're off.
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When they heard, Tesla was like, "Game recognize game."
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[ Laughter ] Not bad.
5:12
Well, get this. Apparently there's a new dating
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trend called kittenfishing,
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where people tell small lies about themselves
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in the early stages of dating
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to make themselves seem more attractive.
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So dating.
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[ Laughter ]
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Kittenfishing sounds like something
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you'd do with your Uncle Jasper in West Virginia.
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It's like, "You just put your hand in.
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Whatever you get, it's yours."
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[ Laughter ]
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You take whatever you get.
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I kittenfish all the time.
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Well, guys, summertime is almost here.
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The weather is warming up. [ Cheers and applause ]
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It's important to stay hydrated. -Yo, yo, yo!
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Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Oh, my God.
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Oh, wait. Wait. I'm sorry. Wait, what?
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What's going on?
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[ Cheers and applause continue ]
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-Yeah. -Oh, my God.
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Wow. A standing ov--
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Yeah.
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A standing... [ Chuckles ]
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Oh, my -- Oh, my gosh. That's --
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Please. Oh, my --
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Matt -- Matt Damon, Matt Damon, what --
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what are you doing here? -No, I'm not Matt Damon.
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-What? -I'm a rapper.
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-Wait. -The Nomad.
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-The Nomad? Wait, the Nomad? -Yeah.
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-Isn't that just Damon spelled backwards?
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-Maybe. It doesn't matter. [ Laughter ]
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No, I'm here to spread the word
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about Get Blue. -What is that?
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-Well, it's a campaign I started with water.org
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to bring safe water to people all around the world.
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-Wow. That's amazing.
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[ Cheers and applause ] -Yeah.
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-Well...
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Well, since you're a rapper, would you want to rap about it?
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-Oh, hell yeah, Jimmy. Come on!
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[ Cheers and applause ] Yes!
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That's what I do. -Okay. Alright.
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-Alright. Drop me a beat, Quest.
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♪♪
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♪ One in four people don't have safe water ♪
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♪ That could be your mom or your dad or your son ♪
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Nope nope.
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No, that was -- I messed that up.
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Um... -Are you good? We can cut it.
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Do you want to...? -No. Uh...
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-We're not live. We can re--
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-No, no, no, no, I got it. I got it, I got it. Um, here.
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I'm just -- I'm gonna -- I'll clear my throat.
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-Sure. -[ Clears throat ]
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Alright. I'm good. Hit it.
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♪♪
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-♪ One in four people don't have safe water ♪
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♪ And that could be your mother, sister, father, or daughter ♪
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♪ We should help one another ♪
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♪ 'Cause there ain't nothing hotter ♪
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♪ And we'll make the problem disappear ♪
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♪ Like, poof, Harry Potter ♪
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♪ Need to make the water safe ♪
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♪ And get the pipes up and running ♪
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♪ Gotta give it to the people ♪ [ Indistinct ]
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♪ Gonna pull up to the Gap and get a hoodie to stun in ♪
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♪ Then we'll pull a Paul Revere ♪
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♪ And say the safe water's coming ♪
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♪ Yeah, the sitch isn't optimal but the crisis is solvable ♪
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♪ Make your voice super audible, helping out is phenomenal ♪
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♪ We'll destroy every obstacle ♪
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♪ You know how we do, providing water to millions ♪
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♪ 'Cause we rep Get Blue ♪
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-Oh, yeah! Come on! Wow!
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-Water Nomad, everybody! -The Nomad, everybody!
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-Thank you! -The Nomad!
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Wow! What the...? Wow.
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Wow!
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-♪ Gotta get safe water ♪ -The Nomad!
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Oh, my God!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
8:20
Finally, guys, you ever see a photo in the news
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and think that headline could be better?
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It's time for "News & Improved."
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Here we go. I'll show you.
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-♪ News & Improved ♪
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-For example, check out this first photo here.
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The original headline was...
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That headline can definitely be improved
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because if you only looked at the photo,
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the headline could have been...
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[ Laughter ]
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♪ Ah, the silvery moon ♪
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♪ Oh, Lemonade Nellie ♪
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-[ Laughs ] Lemonade what?
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-[ Laughs ]
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The next headline was...
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Headline could have been...
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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What? Sorry.
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This next headline was...
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Headline could have been...
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[ Laughter ] I would see that.
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That's pretty good.
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Next headline was...
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Headline could have been...
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[ Laughter ]
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-Wow.
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♪ By the lemony moon ♪
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-Up next, this headline says...
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Headline could have been...
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[ Laughter ]
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Next headline was...
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Headline could have been...
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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The next headline was...
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But the headline could have been...
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[ Laughter ]
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Disaster.
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Next headline was...
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Headline could have been...
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[ Laughter ]
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And finally this headline was...
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Headline could have been...
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[ Laughter ]
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That's all the time we have for "News & Improved."
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We have a great show.
10:50
From the new movie "Disclosure Day,"
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Josh O'Connor is here!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
10:57
The star of "Love Story," Sarah Pidgeon is joining us!
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[ Cheers and applause continue ]
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And we've got stand-up comedy from Tommy Brennan!
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[ Cheers and applause continue ] Yeah, Tommy.
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Stick around. We're playing a brand-new game
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when we come back. Come on back, everybody.
