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Trump Plans to End War with One-Page Memo, Hegseth Says Iran Doesn't Have "Kamikaze Dolphins" - Video học tiếng Anh
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Trump Plans to End War with One-Page Memo, Hegseth Says Iran Doesn't Have "Kamikaze Dolphins"
Trump Plans to End War with One-Page Memo, Hegseth Says Iran Doesn't Have "Kamikaze Dolphins"
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0:00
-Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show."
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This is it.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Well, hey, this is great. Today is Nurses Appreciation Day.
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That's what I'm talking about. [ Cheers and applause ]
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Nurses, you have one of the toughest jobs.
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You're the ones who have to say,
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"Mr. President, the gown is supposed to open in the back."
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Yes. [ Laughter ]
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Yes. You're the ones who have to butter the MRI machine
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so that the president can squeeze in and out.
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You know? [ Laughter ]
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You're the ones who have to weigh the president
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and then write down the number he gives you.
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You know? [ Laughter ]
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On the bright side, doctors are the ones
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who have to hold his ballroom while he coughs.
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So that's -- -Whoa!
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[ Laughter ] -Well, speaking of Trump,
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I read that he's now working on a one-page memo
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to end the war in Iran.
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[ Laughter ]
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A one-page memo.
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There's more paperwork involved
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sending your kid to a trampoline park.
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I mean, what is he talking -- [ Laughter ]
1:00
Well, this week, the White House claimed
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that Operation Epic Fury was over,
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and that they were moving on to a new phase
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of the war called Project Freedom.
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We actually got a recording of Trump
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and his staff talking about it in the Oval Office.
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Watch this.
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That's it. It's all we get.
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It all worked out eventually.
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[ Applause ]
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And did you see this?
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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth just denied a report
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that Iran is using "kamikaze dolphins"
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in the Strait of Hormuz, but said the U.S. military might be.
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[ Laughter ]
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And if kamikaze dolphins don't work,
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they're going to send in Cocaine Bear, so...
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Kamikaze dolphins. Switching gears,
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I saw that the sports betting company Kalshi
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has launched features to keep kids off the website.
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Yep. They just put out this commercial.
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Check this out.
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-Here at Kalshi, users can bet on anything
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from sports to real-world events,
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and we're implementing face ID and two-factor authentication
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to keep kids off our platforms,
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but we're not stopping there.
2:43
Introducing the Kalshi Cringe Adult.
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-What up, fam? Skibidi rizz!
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-Oh, no, it's the Kalshi Cringe Adult.
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-Now if your kids try to make a bet,
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the Kalshi Cringe Adult will interfere.
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-Let's do $500 on the Knicks.
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-No cap, dude, that bet was bussing.
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Plus 1,000 aura points, my guy.
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-[ Scoffs ] Never mind.
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-They're not gonna want to come anywhere near our website.
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-$300 on Scottie Scheffler.
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-Bro, that is a slay choice,
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not sauce and not delulu in the slightest.
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Uh, is somebody sigmaing right now?
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You are, bro!
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-Who's this unc? [ Scoffs ]
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-And that goes for any sport.
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-Let's bet on the World Cup.
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-Chat, I'll tell you what you should bet.
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6-7!
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-Let's go outside.
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-Kalshi -- committed to keeping sports betting
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safe and kid-free.
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-Deuces guys.
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-I think it'll work. I think that'll work.
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[ Applause ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Oh, my God.
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Well, some entertainment news --
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I read that Taylor Swift just filed to trademark her voice,
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taking the first legal steps against AI and deepfakes.
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-Ooh! -Wow. Maybe I should do
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something like that before someone steals my voice.
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-[ Jimmy's voice ] Too late, Jimmy.
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-Sorry, who said that?
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-[ Lipsyncing as Jimmy ] I did, Jimmy.
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Unfortunately, you didn't trademark your voice,
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so now it's mine.
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Hashtag sorry not sorry.
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-What? Come on, man. That's my voice.
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You can't just steal it. -Well, I can, and I did.
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[ Laughs ]
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Besides, I kind of dig it.
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I feel like it works with my whole vibe, you know?
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[ Laughter ]
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-Can I at least buy it back?
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I mean, how much do you want?
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-Mm. Well, I am kind of hungry.
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How's 10 bucks for a couple slices of pizza?
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-10 bucks? That's a little steep.
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What about 5 bucks? -Let's meet in the middle.
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How's 8 bucks?
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-6 bucks.
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-7 bucks and you throw in a root beer.
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-Okay. Deal. Do you want cash?
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-[ Normal voice ] Nah, just Venmo me.
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-Thanks, I appreciate it.
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Enjoy the pizza.
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[ Applause ]
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And finally, a 49-year-old man beat a world record by pulling
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an over-20,000-pound bus with his neck.
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Yeah, like everyone else,
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he tried to avoid touching anything
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on the bus with his hands.
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We have a great show.
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Give it up for The Roots right now.
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-♪ Come on down, all my rings was glowing around my neck ♪
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♪ All of the ropes were showing ♪
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♪ Went outside to the...♪
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♪ With the BBS wheels on all four sides ♪
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-Oh! -Wait!
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What a show we have for you tonight.
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He's the best frontman in the history of rock 'n' roll.
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His band, The Rolling Stones, have a new album
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out July 10th called "Foreign Tongues."
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Mick Jagger is here tonight!
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[ Cheers and applause ] What are you talking about?
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What are you doing? What do you mean?
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Come on!
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[ Cheers and applause continue ]
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"Foreign Tongues," July 10th.
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We're doing something fun with him a little later in the show.
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So stick around for that.
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Also, he's an Academy Award-winning actor
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who is starring in the new film "Pressure,"
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which is in theaters May 29th.
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Brendan Fraser is here tonight!
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-Love that man. -The best.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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She stars in the Apple TV series "Imperfect Women,"
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which is streaming now.
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Kate Mara is joining us.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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And we've got great music from Trueno!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
6:21
Guys, it is time for "Tonight Show Hashtags."
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Here we go.
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-♪ Hashtags ♪
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♪ Hashtags ♪
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-So, with Mother's Day coming up this weekend,
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I sent out the #MomQuotes
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and asked you to post some funny or weird things
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that your mom has said.
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Within minutes, it was a trending topic in the U.S.,
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so thank you for playing along with us.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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And now I thought I'd share some of my favorite mom quotes
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from you guys. Alright, here we go.
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This first one is from @Kadija?
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Kadedja? She said...
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-Oh.
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Wow.
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-Is that a compliment? Yeah, I don't know.
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I've never heard that one.
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This next one is from @John -- wait.
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"Talk the balls off a pool table."
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There you go. -Left ball, side pocket.
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-This next one is from @Johnzimbo2.
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His mom once said...
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-Whoa!
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-This next one is from @sueb8785.
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She said...
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That makes me -- Thanks, Mom.
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This next one is from @Birdietweets16.
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She said...
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I don't know if I know what --
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I don't think I know what that means.
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-I don't know what that means.
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Jerk a knot in your -- oh, I guess...
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with a pool table.
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[ Laughter ]
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Right? -I don't know, man.
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I don't think that's anything to do with the pool table.
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This next one is from @AnneyZeeBoyee.
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[ Laughter ]
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She said...
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[ Laughter ]
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Wow!
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Mom quotes. -Wow, Mom.
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-Never heard that quote, but wow.
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-Me, neither. Wow.
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Whew! -This next one is from @GLewiii.
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He said...
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[ Laughter ]
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-Bun? Bun's. -Bun's eye.
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-Yeah. -Like the bun in his eye.
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-This one -- This next one is from @Ole075.
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He said...
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[ Laughter ]
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Finally, this last one is from @BrendanBurkeNRT.
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His mom always said...
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There you have it.
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Those are our "Tonight Show Hashtags."
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Stick around. When we come back,
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we're doing something fun with Mick Jagger.
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Come on back, more "The Tonight Show."
