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Sooubway 4: The Final Sandwich
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0:00
sooo a boy will always hold a special
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place my empty heart not because I have
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fond memories working there but because
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some of you really liked it when I
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talked about working there and I made
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buckets with those videos compared to
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what I was making at SU ablai which was
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nice
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apparently I was hashtag relatable
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enough to connect with millions of
0:17
people and it took my channel to where
0:19
it is today and then less than two weeks
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later I made a part two to that video
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and I struck an even bigger chord with
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people who likes the sequel better than
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the original people think that I used
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the word sway in my videos so I wouldn't
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get sued this is not true
0:32
I wasn't successful enough to get sued
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they had other problems to deal with at
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the time I called it sua way for a joke
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in my first video I said I used to work
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at a very small local sandwich shop I
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don't know if any of you guys heard of
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it it's called I was making you think
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that I worked at an unknown place and
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then I subvert adir expectations by
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saying I worked at sub sua blame I
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career I am calling my previous place of
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employment
0:57
suab way I don't want to get souped the
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most requests I get for a video is sua
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bleep art for but I've never really
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considered making another one because I
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don't work there anymore
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I have no new stories to talk about the
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place but something happened recently
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and I do want to talk about it you see
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the subway I used to work at close down
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and I am so deeply upset at this news
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that the only way for me to cope is to
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make one last video about it so this
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story happened a couple of years after I
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quit working at Subway I was behind on
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the video so that meant I was in a
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mentally damaging mindset called crunch
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mode and I had been working all day and
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I started getting hungry and I still
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hadn't taken floof on a walk so I
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decided to kill two birds with one stone
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and eat floof oh just kidding I decided
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to take floof on a walk to my local
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Subway and before I entered the store I
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picked up floof and held her in my arms
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cuz I'm not a psychopath I know taking
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your dog into a restaurant is tacky and
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a health code violation but this is a
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sue of way we're talking about I know
1:57
how laid-back it is here there are no
1:59
rules or health codes one time when I
2:02
was working at my suab way this 10 year
2:04
old kid came in wearing a swimsuit and
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literally nothing else
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Andy was unsupervised he didn't want a
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sandwich all he wanted was a cookie but
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this kid wasn't wearing
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or a shirt the two things you need to
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get serviced at a restaurant so did I
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tell this shirtless delinquent to get
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lost no he had money so I did business
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with him I don't discriminate against
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shirtless people look his mom was
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probably at the grocery store next door
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and he just got done with swimming
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lessons and he said something like
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mother I would be most grateful if you
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let me consume a pastry with high levels
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of sugar and simple carbohydrates and
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his mom probably said yeah whatever nerd
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go get something at Hsu away so the
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point of this story is to let you know
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that I was the kind of employee who as
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long as you were willing to pay for your
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food didn't care what you were wearing
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or what health code you were violating
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this is a gosh-darn subway so I walk in
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with flu and it's completely empty by
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the way seems like I'm the only one in
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this town that even likes suab way and
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the worker aka the only other person in
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the store said is that a service animal
3:03
Lupe's not a service animal unless the
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service you want is someone to chew up
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all your stuff and bark at everyone but
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she still emotionally supports me when I
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tell her I'm gonna die alone she tries
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to make me feel better by licking the
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inside of my nose but I didn't want to
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lie to this guy about flutes emotional
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support status because if I said yes and
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he said prove it I would be in trouble
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so like the emotionally stable enough to
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not need a dog person that I am I said
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uh no and he said she can't be in here
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if the health inspector came in they
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would fire me on the spot which like
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jeez dude you're gonna let the health
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inspector treat you like that stand up
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for yourself once in a while so I said
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okay I'll leave yeah there are other
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restaurants in walking distance sua
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Blake I the ramen place lets me order
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with floof in my arms all the time I
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know this because I've already been
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there twice this week and the only
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reason I'm even getting sue away is
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because I don't want the ramen employees
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thinking that I'm a weird guy who brings
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my nan emotional support dog everywhere
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you missed out sue a boy do you know who
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I am
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I used to work here and then the guy
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called my bluff he said wait we can make
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it fast
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as fast as Jimmy John's this kid
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standing up for himself I'm proud of him
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I knew exactly what to tell him I want a
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footlong ham sandwich on Italian bread
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with American cheese I know that's the
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hardest cheese to pull apart with gloves
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on but whatever he spedrun putting on
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the meat and cheese and then he asked
4:27
me what kind of vegetables and in my
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mind I went hold on you didn't ask me if
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I wanted it toasted I see what you're
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doing you're trying to get the sandwich
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finished as quickly as possible so
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you're not even going to ask me if I
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want to toast it and hope I forgot well
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it's okay because I didn't want it
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toasted but I'm on to you and then floof
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jumped over the counter Pete on the
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olives and bit the guy in the jugular
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and then lick the inside of his nose
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some people take their job way too
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seriously well at least some sue away
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workers are more laid-back like me like
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this one time not too long ago I went
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back to this to a boy I used to work at
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and I didn't recognize any of the people
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there but someone did get recognized in
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that store me one of the workers said
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are you the guy that made the cartoon
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about working here and I said yeah and
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then I decided to make his job
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interesting by telling him hey kid this
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is the place what this is where it all
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happened kid these floors are the very
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same floors and I used to mop you missed
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a spot over there and this kid lost all
5:27
six of his olives okay I don't use my
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fame to get into places I'm not supposed
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to usually but this kid was so excited
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and I used to work here so I asked him
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can I go in the back which is probably
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breaking up a jillion health code
5:42
violations but this kid didn't care he
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let me in it had been three years since
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I had been back there and literally
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nothing had changed I don't know if any
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of you have ever moved out of your
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parents house and then three years later
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you went back to visit and saw your
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childhood bedroom but it was that sort
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of feeling the chip boxes were still in
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the same place inside the freezer all
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the food was pretty much where I left it
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and the bulletin board had all the same
6:03
papers one of the papers was a list of
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all the employees with their names and
6:07
phone numbers and that list was so old
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that it still had all of my old
6:11
co-workers names and numbers and it even
6:13
had my own name and number still on the
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sheet it had been crossed out but I
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still went and I punch it out with a
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pencil maybe that's how my phone number
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got leaked and then I thought I wonder
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if the other number is still here in the
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very back of the room there was this
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desk and I got down on the gross on
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mopped floor and I scooted underneath
6:32
the desk and oh my gosh it's still here
6:34
when I used to work there
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one of my co-workers found this store's
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Wi-Fi password and wrote it down on the
6:39
bottom side of the dead
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so then everyone could watch Netflix
6:42
instead of work and the employee had no
6:45
idea was there and he typed it into his
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phone and it still worked all right
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don't tell people that I told you this I
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said we can't let anyone know this
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secret
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but then the place closed down so now no
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one can get in trouble
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anyways I'm gonna miss that place it was
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gross I didn't love working there but in
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the end it was the most memorable job I
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had as a teenager as it was the only
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other job that I had it formed a good
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work ethic I made new friends
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and I even got to eat free food
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sometimes but now I make it suit for
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this video so we'll see what happens so
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now every time I walk into Sioux a boy
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with my non service animal a little part
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of me will be sad that my old subway is
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in ruins okay maybe it's not in ruins
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but they'll probably turn it into a nail
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salon or something nothing lasts forever
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so it's time to give su abuela a proper
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burial
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