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0:00and publish huh 23 minute long movie
0:06review about an 80s puppet movie sure is
0:08different than the content I usually
0:09post and even though it was a lot of
0:11work it was fun to try something new and
0:13I think the video turned out pretty good
0:15am I right Chamberlain funkopop mm-hmm
0:19well it's a good thing I'll never ever
0:22have to worry about this franchise ever
0:24again are you sure about that when I
0:28made a review about a cult classic
0:29puppet movie that came out 35 years ago
0:32the last thing I was expecting was that
0:35said franchise would get a reboot
0:37announced two weeks after I posted and
0:39every single day since then people have
0:41been tweeting at me saying hey James did
0:44you know Netflix is making a Dark
0:45Crystal series yes I know do you know
0:49who you're talking to if you don't know
0:51what the heck I'm talking about then I
0:53recommend you watch my video the movie
0:55that was too scary for baby James
0:57in that video I reviewed a scary kid's
0:59movie called the Dark Crystal the movie
1:02was more or less a passion project of
1:04Jim Henson the creator of the Muppets
1:05and so this movie was done entirely with
1:08puppets it came out before I was born
1:10but I still somehow watched it and got
1:12scarred for life in my review I said
1:14some good things about the movie like I
1:15thought it was a very creative and
1:17artistic film but I also said some
1:20negative things about it too as
1:21youtubers sometimes we forget that our
1:24videos are public and can be viewed by
1:26anyone and when we talk about companies
1:28we can forget that real people are
1:30attached to those properties who have
1:32poured hundreds of hours into these
1:34projects and there's a chance they'll
1:36see our videos and unbeknownst to me
1:38Lissa Henson current CEO of the Henson
1:41Company saw my video and for some reason
1:44I never considered that was ever going
1:47to happen if I had known that Lisa
1:49freakin Henson was gonna watch my video
1:52I probably would have worded a few
1:54things differently I don't think she was
1:55too mad at my video though because she
1:57invited me to tour the Henson office and
1:59I got to see a real-life Skeksis puppet
2:01which resurfaced an unhealthy amount of
2:03repressed memories and I got to meet
2:05some of the puppeteers which was a whole
2:06lot of fun also before age of resistance
2:09was released I got contacted by Netflix
2:11and they invited me and some other Dark
2:14early screening of the first two
2:15episodes and I signed a nondisclosure
2:16agreement so I couldn't spoil anything I
2:19don't remember when that NDA said I was
2:21allowed to talk about it again but
2:22hopefully I'm in the clear when I was in
2:24the early screening I just remember
2:26thinking about how cool that these
2:27characters in this world were back on
2:29the big screen Netflix has a pre big
2:32screen and the puppetry and
2:33cinematography have only gotten better
2:35and the fact that 95% of everything was
2:38done with practical effects and puppets
2:40it's it's beautiful there's not a single
2:42human in this series except in episode
2:4410 when this puppeteers head can be seen
2:47for a couple frames I just checked and
2:49they actually took it out so I still saw
2:53it so much time and care and hard work
2:56was put into this series that there is a
2:57documentary made about how hard it was
2:59to make this series if any of you are
3:01wondering know where unep does not make
3:04an appearance in age of resistance nor
3:06is there a naked baby Jen puppet also if
3:09you're worried that the show wasn't
3:10going to be as dark and scary as the
3:12original don't worry it's darker and
3:15scarier than the original the Netflix
3:17Family Twitter account was nice enough
3:19to timestamp every scary part in the
3:21series and as you can see stuff goes
3:23down in episode 10 surprisingly though
3:25they didn't blacklist the scene of the
3:27Skeksis peeing out of three different
3:28piece streams in episode 6 at 28 minutes
3:31and 41 seconds really makes you think so
3:34artistically this series is beautiful
3:37and it needs to do well because it's
3:38left open for a season 2 and I want to
3:40season 2 to get greenlit I'm not gonna
3:42do a plot summary of the whole thing
3:43like I did in the first review because I
3:45don't want this video to be an hour long
3:47and you should watch it for yourself I'm
3:48not just gonna do everything for you I'm
3:50not your mom but there are some things
3:52you should know before you go watching
3:54the series this is kind of spoilery but
3:56I won't spoil that much so this alien
3:59planet is home to these creatures called
4:01gelfling z' they can share memories with
4:03each other by holding hands and the girl
4:05Kell flings have wings there's also this
4:07other creature called agura who's been
4:09around since the beginning of the world
4:10she's basically Yoda's sassy grandma and
4:13then at a know where these true aliens
4:15visit stay with me here and they cracked
4:18this very important crystal and in doing
4:20so they split into two different
4:22creatures their goodness becomes this
4:24thing called a mystic who are dumb and
4:27these cool bird monsters called Skeksis
4:30and then the Skeksis took over the
4:31entire world so whoops none of this is
4:34explained in the original movie and it's
4:36not explained in the series until
4:37episode 7 but I think that the tree
4:39alien backstory should have started the
4:41series which is why I just spoiled it
4:44the original 90-minute film already had
4:47so much lore and this new Netflix reboot
4:50just added even more lore there's even a
4:52character named lore how much lore is
4:55there speaking of names there are a lot
4:58of made-up words in this series and
4:59sometimes those made-up words are hard
5:02to remember within the first minute of
5:04age of resistance the narrator tells us
5:06that there are seven clans to the
5:08skeleton but that only names three
5:10because there are only three important
5:11ones that we should care about I don't
5:13even know the names of the other four
5:14clans and I'm like a Dark Crystal
5:16aficionado also there are like ten evil
5:18bird monsters all with names like sketch
5:21so sketch Hill sketch Tech and Shrek
5:24granted most of the time they go by
5:26their more common names like Chamberlain
5:28or the Emperor but gosh dang it I can't
5:31even remember some of those names
5:33that's the one and that's the one
5:35that made that weird face in the
5:37original movie and that's the one whose
5:39voice does not sound like a Skeksis at
5:40all now what vex is you child another
5:44thing you should know is that I thought
5:46this series was pretty slow maybe it's
5:49because I'm impatient or I'm used to
5:51watching YouTube videos at two x speeds
5:53exclusively but do you remember in the
5:55original movie how there was a scene
5:57where the Skeksis ate dinner for two
5:59whole minutes and visually it was
6:01amazing but the whole time you're
6:03thinking yeah I get it
6:05well there are a lot of scenes like that
6:07in the series let's take the beginning
6:09of episode 2 for example it starts with
6:11a character we've never seen before
6:13waking up and putting on his shoes and
6:17making porridge and then spilling the
6:21porch on his shirt and brushing his hair
6:25then roughing it up and grabbing his
6:29cleaning supplies and it's just a whole
6:32minute of this unnamed character getting
6:34ready for his day it's just so poor just
6:37I don't want to be that bad if this was
6:38the only example but trust
6:41me there are plenty of examples I just
6:43don't want to spoil any of them for you
6:44turning a 90 minute movie into a nine
6:47hour TV series you're going to have some
6:49filler or some scenes that don't
6:50necessarily drive the plot forward I get
6:53that luckily I found this chrome plug-in
6:55that lets you watch Netflix at 2 times
6:57speed so it's all good making this video
7:00has got me thinking about prequels and
7:01how tricky they are to do right in the
7:03original movie there are only two
7:05gelfling x' left in the entire world so
7:07a prequel that sets up a world with
7:09seven different gelfling clans we as an
7:11audience know that something's gonna
7:13happen and it ain't gonna look good for
7:14the kill fling the series also added
7:16this MacGuffin halo sword looking thing
7:18that was supposed to save the world but
7:21the whole time watching that I kept
7:22thinking no that's not how the world is
7:26saved the world is not saved until 1982
7:28also there are certain characters that
7:30we know can't die because they're in the
7:32original movie but boy does this show
7:35make you thinks emoji characters are
7:36gonna die it almost makes me wish that
7:38the writers use the 80s Dark Crystal
7:40movie as inspiration and rebooted this
7:42series in its own separate universe
7:44movie reviewers tend to focus a lot on
7:46the negatives and I don't want to come
7:48off as a hater cuz I really did enjoy
7:49this series and I want a season two to
7:51get made so let's end this video with
7:53some of the things I liked about this
7:55series I liked that we got to see the
7:57Skeksis with more personality because
7:58they were always so over-the-top evil
8:01the hunter Skeksis was just on a whole
8:03new level of cool all the other Skeksis
8:05never came across as threatening like
8:07like look how slow they walk I could
8:09beat them up with the hunter Skeksis oh
8:11man he was view is awesome do you think
8:13he'll be my friend I like that the
8:14series didn't tone down the darkness and
8:16if anything they amplified it because
8:18everyone like me should have a
8:19deep-seated fear of puppets there are
8:21some great nods to the original Dark
8:23Crystal like when the Emperor skeksi
8:25says we all know that's the very first
8:33thing he does in the original movie
8:35celadon is a piece of garbage and does
8:36not deserve a Redemption arc the voice
8:38acting is amazing there are a lot of
8:41talented people voicing these characters
8:42like Luke Skywalker a youtuber named
8:44Barney Dixon who made these very cool
8:46Mantis finger puppets got to work on a
8:48scene where the puppets put on a mini
8:50puppet show and that was everything I
8:52liked about Dark Crystal Age resistance
8:54so in conclusion if you have nine hours
8:57of free time download the video speed
8:59controller plug-in set that bad boy to
9:00two and save yourself four and a half
9:02hours but do watch age of resistance
9:06if you still need someone to play Rio
9:08nip hello hey mmm good morning everyone
9:14if you're wondering if this is a
9:16sponsored video it's it's not I just
9:19thought it was very weird that I made a
9:21video about a movie that came out 35
9:23years ago and then a year later Netflix
9:25rebooted it isn't that just the crazy
9:28world we live in what and also I wasn't
9:31exaggerating when I said people would
9:33tweet me this news every single day I
9:35know guys you can stop telling me I hope
9:39you're all having a good holiday and
9:40speaking of holidays I just wanted to
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10:03heads so the reason this video took
10:06almost two months to make is because
10:07I've been working on a second book whoa
10:10it won't be available until late March
10:13that is if I can reach all my deadlines
10:15so we'll see but you can pre-order it
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10:19below anyways thank you so much for
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