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Trump Demands New White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Kash Patel Expects Entirely Different Security
Trump Demands New White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Kash Patel Expects Entirely Different Security
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0:01
-Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show."
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You're here. Thank you.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Welcome. Well, guys, everyone was talking today about
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how bad the security was
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at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
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The good news is everyone is safe.
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And I think they've now -- Security has figured this out.
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They said from now on, they're going to put Trump
0:21
in a locked deodorant case like CVS.
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-Oh. [ Laughter ]
0:24
[ Applause ]
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-You'll never get in that thing.
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No. Yeah.
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When the incident occurred on Saturday night,
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Oz the mentalist was performing for Trump.
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[ Laughter ]
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Trump looked at him like, "Yes, I did have the six of diamonds.
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But why didn't you predict this?
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This is -- That -- What is -- What are you --"
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[ Applause ]
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But Trump wants the event to be rescheduled within 30 days,
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and FBI Director Kash Patel said he expects the security
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at the next dinner to be entirely different.
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[ Laughter ]
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Because by then, he'll be fired.
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[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
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Completely different.
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Well, some more news from Washington today --
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King Charles and Queen Camilla arrived in the U.S.
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to begin a four-day visit marking America's
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250th anniversary.
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Apparently, America and the UK are that rare couple
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who celebrate their divorce.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Cheers and applause ] Yeah, we're cool.
1:29
How are you doing? Are you doing good?
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Yeah. Charles actually kicked off his official visit
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by joining Trump for a military review,
1:35
a garden party, and a private tea.
1:38
Yep. There was a huge misunderstanding
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when Charles invited Trump to tea time
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and Trump showed up with a golf bag.
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[ Laughter ]
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Yeah, Trump and Charles spent a lot of time together,
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and we actually got our hands on the audio
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of their private meeting. Listen to this.
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Alright. Very interesting. Right?
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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He wants to know if he knows Paddington.
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Everyone loves Paddington.
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Well, some sports news -- There was a cool moment
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in the NBA playoffs this weekend when LeBron James
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threw his son Bronny the first father-son
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alley-oop in NBA history.
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Here to break it down is our "Tonight Show"
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NBA correspondent Mick Carroll.
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[ Cheers and applause ] -Thanks for having me, Jimmy.
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-Mack Carroll.
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Yeah. So tell us about this play.
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-It was unbelievable. Early in the second,
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Lakers up by 10,
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LeBron grabs the rebound, pushes it up
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the court, sees his son Bronny streaking down the right wing,
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throws a perfectly placed lob and bang!
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My dad never even said he loved me.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Sorry. What was that? -That was NBA history, Jimmy.
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I mean, we're talking about probably the greatest player
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of all time, still dominating at 41 years old
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while sharing the court with his actual son.
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If you don't like that,
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you're just like my dad when he found my poetry.
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[ Laughter ]
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-You doing okay, Mack?
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-Yeah. I'm doing great, Jimmy.
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I mean, I think this LeBron-Bronny stuff
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might be bringing up some of my own issues,
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but I'm a professional.
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You know, I can watch LeBron set his son a pin-down
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screen without thinking about the time
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my dad left me in the middle of the woods
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and said, "A real man wouldn't need a compass!"
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[ Laughter ]
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I was out there two months, Jimmy.
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Had to learn to speak bear just to survive.
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-Wow. I'm -- I'm so sorry.
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-No, no, no. Do not be. I wrote a great poem about it.
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[ Laughter ]
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Grrr roar.
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Grrrr!
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Salmon.
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[ Laughter ]
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If you speak bear, it's really beautiful.
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-I'm sure it is.
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Look, Mack, not all of us can have LeBron James for a dad,
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but we can do our best to be a LeBron James for our kids.
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-Amen, brother. You know what?
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I'm going to start telling my son I love him
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every single night.
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Just as soon as he finds his way out of those woods.
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-Oh, come on. Oh, my gosh. Mack Carroll, everybody.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Mack.
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-I miss my bear dad.
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-Alright, thank you, Mack Carroll.
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Eating a salmon. Oh, no.
4:38
-During his interview. -Wow.
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-Guys, listen to this. The CEO of United Airlines said
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that they're abandoning their merger proposal
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with American Airlines because American wasn't interested.
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-Ooh.
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-American released this message about the news.
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Take a look.
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-You may have heard that American Airlines isn't
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interested in merging with United.
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But just for the record,
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it's not because we don't like United.
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It's just we're not ready for anything
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that's serious right now.
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Like, the chemistry between United and American
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is there for sure.
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But American just has a lot going on, you know,
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with work and stuff.
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So it's really just a timing thing.
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But, United, you're great and we really value your friendship
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and we'll probably regret this someday.
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American Airlines, it's not you, it's us.
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-We have a great show.
5:23
Give it up for The Roots, everybody.
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-♪ Let's have it, Mr. Onassis ♪
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♪ Drop top whips, my joints could go heartless ♪
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♪ Emcee seem so below average ♪
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♪ Everyone in the cake won't go back ♪
5:35
-What a show we have for you tonight.
5:38
What a show.
5:39
He stars in the highly anticipated new movie
5:42
"The Devil Wears Prada 2," which is in theaters May 1st.
5:46
Stanley Tucci is here tonight!
5:48
[ Cheers and applause ]
5:52
You can see her in the hit Netflix series "Running Point."
5:56
Season 2 is out now. Brenda Song is joining us!
5:59
[ Cheers and applause ]
6:04
-Ooh!
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-And he -- he is a global music superstar
6:12
Who just kicked off the North American leg
6:15
of his Aura world tour.
6:17
Diljit Dosanjh is here to talk and perform!
6:21
[ Cheers and applause ]
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Diljit. He's -- I love him so much.
6:27
He's been on the show.
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I think he made his debut on our show here.
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I think maybe American late night TV and it is so --
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His music is so good.
6:35
Everyone, you're allowed to dance if you want to. Yeah.
6:38
It is -- It is fun. It is contagious.
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It is so good. I just love him so much.
6:44
Get ready for Diljit Dosanjh.
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He's on the show tonight.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
6:52
I had a super-interesting weekend.
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I flew to England and I did "Saturday Night Live," "SNL UK."
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-Ooh. -I did --
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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It's the British version of "Saturday Night Live."
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It's a big hit. It's on Sky TV.
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It's also -- It's on Peacock here
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if you want to watch it the next day.
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It's so -- It was so fun.
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The most talented cast, great crew.
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Everyone's awesome. It's -- It was -- It was odd.
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-Was it weird?
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-A little bit because it's exactly like "SNL" here,
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except I don't know anyone.
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And they all speak with a British accent.
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Yeah. [ Laughter ]
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But I did "Update," "Weekend Update" with
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Ania Magliano and Paddy Young.
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Yeah. So that's there.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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They're so talented.
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We did a bit called -- They have a bit called "Hand in Hand"
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where they hold hands and they talk people through stuff,
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an issue or whatever.
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And this was about how America is thankful
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for England and England's thankful for America.
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And so we did "Hand in Hand in Hand."
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So I was the third hand,
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so I was -- so I came up from behind
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the desk, you know, to do my in hand, you know,
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so I was doing that. So I went out before I go --
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I was waiting for the guy to cue me
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so I could sneak so that the audience didn't see
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that I was behind the desk because I was a surprise.
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So I went out and I went out five jokes too soon.
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-Oh, that's good.
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-I was sitting under the desk
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for about 10 minutes.
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This is -- [ Sad tuba ]
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This is a photo of me.
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That's me there.
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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I was so nervous.
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I don't know the stage manager.
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So I was like, I don't want to disappoint anyone,
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so I'll just go out. So I just crawled out.
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Man, we had the best time.
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It was so fun.
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Shout-out to Nicola Coughlan, who hosted the show.
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And the Foo Fighters were musical guests.
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They were fantastic. [ Cheers and applause ]
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I loved it. Thank you for welcoming me.
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"SNL UK" -- check it out on Peacock.
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It's really, really great.
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[ Cheers and applause ] It's fun.
9:06
Guys, life can be complicated,
9:08
but it's not that hard to make it simple.
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In fact, everything can be broken down
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into three simple steps.
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I'll show you what I mean.
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It's time for "Three Simple Steps."
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-♪ Three Simple Steps ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Three Simple Steps ♪
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-Okay. Our first topic is watching the NBA playoffs.
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Let's break it down into three simple steps.
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It's very simple. -Easy.
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-Very easy to... -Borpo is great.
9:45
-Very easy.
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Up next, we have being a waiter.
9:59
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
10:00
"I just -- I just --
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I barely..."
10:06
Next up, we have conquering your fear
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of swimming in the ocean.
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It's very simple. Three steps.
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[ Screaming incoherently ]
10:24
"Ugh! Ugh!
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Pool, pool, pool! I'm a pool person."
10:28
[ Applause ]
10:29
Next up, we have...
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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"1-2-3-4-5-6."
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And, finally, we have...
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-That's all for "Three Simple Steps."
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We'll be right back with more "Tonight Show."
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Come on back, everybody.
