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0:00(in some deep voice, speaking japanese)
*grunt* i'm sorry
0:02(in some deep voice, speaking japanese)
uh i dunno the word here, pls help me future caption editors i'm not fluent okay thanks
0:04(in some deep voice, speaking japanese)
uh i dunno the word here pls help me future caption editors i'm not fluent okay thanks
0:06Master, please forgive me
0:08These are the words spoken by some of the most powerful people that we know
0:12before they go absolute savage beast mode
0:16omg pewds you are secretly naruto kun im suing
0:17(song) BUT I MUST GO ALL OUT, JUST THIS ONCE
0:19That kid that had God and anime on his side
0:23I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE
0:26ḑ̹͈̽̏͐̇̇̔̅è̫̞m̴̥̒ͩo̬ͥ͑̆̆̚n͛̈́̂̔̋͑ĩ͓͚̭̾͡c̱͖̰ͧ́ ͇̞͑͌ͨ̐͠c͕̰̓̓r̞͉̩̥͓̄i̘͓̙͈͐̊ẽ͊̊͑ͤ̈͂s͙̤̳̜͇̮̎͒̀̚ͅ ̛͔͚̈́ͤ͆o͎͌͆͒̅ͮ̅̊f̶͕͓̬̭̝̓̓̌̍ ̳̫̩̔ͥ̃p̹̠͉̙̗͕̽ͬ̓̈́ͪͣ̈́a͚̝̳̓̕ͅî͖̫ͥ̉̓ͅͅn̻̖
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0:27We're here to review some of the other
utmost powerful people on the planet
0:32These G O D S that walk amongst us
0:34That are holding back their strength
0:36Just to not destroy the earth
0:42"This time it's personal
0:44*Teleports behind you*
ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍʏ ᴛᴇsᴛɪᴄʟᴇs"
0:49You do it to the wrong dog,
0:50That's so cute as well *laugh*
0:52Edgar would never do that,
He's completely useless.
0:55BUT YOU DO IT TO THE WRONG DOG.
And one day, after years of training..
1:00He'll take back what's rightfully yours
1:04wHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU STILL DON'T HaVE THEM?
1:07dID YOu sTEaL ThEM AwAY??
1:11(pewds is possessed by the spirit of shaggy)
1:13You made me use one per-
1:14THIS IS A [hecking] SPOILER, [heck] OFF
1:17Forget it, nothing happenned
1:18"Legally I can kill him, Queen confirms"
1:22The queen really is, truly a figure
1:25That has not released her full potential yet
1:27Just wait, when she dies...
1:29Big Ben is just gonna fckin ExpLOde
1:32No Sasuke,
not this time
1:34Please DJ Khaled...
Spare me...
1:37Who the [heck] made this?
1:38STOP SPOILING ON MY FAVOURITE ANIME
1:41To conquer fear, one must become fear
1:45I mean, that makes sense
1:47The R is ambitious, I gotta give it to them
1:50The best part about this is I
can't tell if he's trolling or not
1:55You know what would be really cool?
1:56Like in photoshop, if you like, crop me out,
1:59And then you make sure you add the stroke effect
2:01And then the outer glow layer effect
2:04aND THEN ADD THAT -
*has a stroke*
2:08"When you're on your way out and realise
you have dressed as the punisher"
2:13(P.S. Not real guns)"
2:16I bet they are real (what a bad boy)
2:17I bet he's ready to strike at any moment
2:19Punish me daddy, (m-marzia)
2:21This is some real tuesday material, man
2:23"Peppa must go all out.... Just this once"
2:28I'm afraid that won't be possible..
2:34You're losing the battle.
2:36Only 15% of women in the US call themselves feminists
2:40This guy is heading up with facts
2:47Your cult has no purpose anymore,
2:49And it's running on fumes
2:51All aboard the Trump train!
2:55I hope this is trolling. (me too)
2:57If it's trolling, it's A+
2:59It's just a tiny sword as well (just-just like my-)
3:01Legit, I have bigger sword (and I oop-)
3:04Pewdiepie: I have a bigger sword, somewhere
3:08ᴵ ᴴᴬᴠᴱ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴾᴼᵂᴱᴿ ᴼᶠ ᴳᴼᴰ ᴬᴺᴰ ᴬᴺᴵᴹᴱ ᴼᴺ ᴹʸ ˢᴵᴰᴱ
3:11s͙͝c̊̐̄ͩ̒r̢̜͇̤͎̼͔̻̃e̡̥̤̋ͫâ̻̥̥͙̾̍m̺̝̠͎̘̫̆͊s̀̋ͦ̾ͭ̌͌ ̮͉̯̺͔͙͛ͨ̓̓̔̌̎o̻̬͍̗̳̘͂ͪͮͦf̺̰̼̫̉̋̄̆̅̃ͥ͞ ̶̱̭̣͙͙̻ą̙̻̣̘̘̹̞͐̓̓̏̍ͦ ̛̟̹̝̘̰̩̽̅ͯͦt̺̣̺̫̹͑ͬō̞͙͈͍̥͐̂̆̃ͅͅr̖̺̝͓̣̙͌̇̑͑́m̡͓̂̚ĕ̘͇̯̭̼̼̮̓̄n̴̤͕̳̱͛ͅt͔̰̝̰̜͚̩̄͑ͨͨ͒̈̚e̢͕͐d̥̣̭̹̟͊ͦ̄̓̋ ̵̩̖͙͍̾ͨͯͮw͈̿̓̾͊͟a̜̰͚̭̣̾ͫ̈́̍ͮ̇r̭̉̀̾ͥ̔́r̫̥̝̭̓̓̽i̺͉̣̯̝ͪ̽ͫͦ͆̂o̢͍̞ͦͤͤ͛ͬr̄͂̑̅ͥͥ
3:15Hey guys, check out Justin Roland's new game
3:17"Trover saves the universe"
3:19i legit can't see with these on
3:22Let's see, leather jacket, cheap replica sword AND a cane.
3:28it's a frikin cane, i thought it was the holdster
3:32you think i'm not holding back my strength as well?
3:34at any given moment, i can slice you into tiny pizza roll pieces >:(
3:40"garfield san: your greed for lasagna-filled onigiri has gone too far, you must be stopped.
3:47(in some deep voice, speaking japanese)
iDioT
3:48"I didn't feel a thing, john san!"
3:50"Your kenjetsu has gotten weak.
3:54*whispers* sαүσηαяα (ɠσσԃႦყҽ)
3:58where did this meme start from, i'm tryna track where this is like..
4:02"it's a generic anime quote"
4:04yeah, but everyone can relate to it, it HAS to have a source..
4:07"it looks like the quote came from Naruto or Death note"
4:11[hecking] CRINGE DUDE
4:13yOU thiNK THey sAid thAT iN DEath noTe? yoU [hecking] diMWitTtED PieCE OF [poo-poo]
4:18"STOP! YOU'RE SURROUNDED. THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN.. IT'S OVER!
4:22master forgive me, but i must go all out... just this once"
4:25*singing* BObs oR VAGana whiChevER- what happened to my voice?
4:29jesus ✝, lord ✝, almighty lord ✝?
4:31is it weird that i think those swords are cool? *laughs*
4:35it looks like the fat kid who slices the.. fat. sword. guy.
4:40there it is, that's all you need.
4:42will keith... look at this dood, this guy knows his work, this guy knows his strength.. my god..
4:50he's doing real big. my god the prECisioN.. soMEOne stOP THis mAN.. oOOOOH MY gAAAAAAAWD
4:58WATch oUT wAtEr bOTTLE-
5:01*screaming* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?
5:05*̵̮̙s̸̱̝̥͚̊̾ͯ͆̂̑c͖͍̜ͦͬ̊̎̑͂ͤr̷̫̗̱̞̼̦̮ͩ̓e̷̯͖͉ͫ̎̿ͤ̂ͭa̢̦̯̫͇͂͌̽̔ͅm̵͉̜͉ͬ̅ͥ̍i͎̱͖ͣ́ͯ̓̕n̠͍̫̑̂͗ͪͭ̾͞ͅg͕̪̝̟̳̞̣ͯ̑ͯ̾ͫ̉͑ ͑͐̄̒i̧͇͉̤̝̳̺ͣ̽̐̑͛̈́ń͉t̛͒͑͒eͤ͞n̨̻̭͈̭̭̾ͬͦs̵̪̣̰̠̗͒͛ͩ̀͐̌͗i̤̝̱̘̭̿̋̐ͨ̈́ͪ̒f͓̦̖̥̗̟͚̍̿͗i͕̮̖͙͍̒͐̈́̑ͭ̌͒̀ḛ̸̘̘̺̯ͦ͆̿ͨs͈̱ͫ̓ͯ͆*ͦͬ̾̌ͩͮ͏͕
5:07*screaming* cAREFUL!
THAT'S A BIGGER THAN YOU ;0
5:11*screaming*
HE STABS IT
5:13*screaming*
oooH HE'S CHANGING BREATH (????) (it's grip, you're welcome - Alicia)
5:15that's a pricive stab right there
5:18dem multiple criticals!
5:19he's going for the finiSHIIIIIIING-
5:26the hair and the face doesn't matter, nothing can stop this man.
5:35"the man obviously doesn't like water"
5:37"he could single handily take down ISIS"
5:40"Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne."
5:43"I came here when searched for `fat katana guy`"
5:46you got fat sword guy *chuckles*
5:48he's dope, alright? i don't care
5:50you don't understand his strength
5:51you don't understand his POWER
5:53iT CAn't bE COntaiNed
5:54"My true power is limited by my 30 ton boots."
5:58holy sh.. he's got MY boots!
6:01i'm beginning to get a pathup here that's i'm not really sure if i like it?..
6:06"While you were out there eating trash, i was studying the blade"
6:10raccoons are so awesome
6:12they're cute as edible (wha??)
6:13you know, this sword has been relived in my family through many generations
6:17my great grandfatha..
6:18i wish i had a cool story like that ;(
6:22*laughing*
th.. those... "those are her victims in the background"
6:27"this is a different version of you know i had to do it to em"
6:34the meme just got better and better
6:36"her health bar is er..." giNORMOUS
6:39WE HAVE THE SAME FCKING SWOOORD :D
6:42this sword was given to me by nanna gascoine *laughter*
6:46to be fair, like, this is actually a dope sword
6:50At least I'm told it was shark skin
6:52It was apparently used by
6:54*stutters* See I am what I'm making fun of
6:56I am aware of that at least
6:57It was used in World War .. I think World War I
7:00They still had swords in World War I I think
7:02Did they have swords in World War I
7:04You run out of ammo, thats when you go Sensei
7:11Here it is the classic the meme that started it all
7:14"While you were watching Hentai, I was studying
7:17the car. *slight skratta*
7:19While you were yelling at your mom to make pizza--
7:24I knew that was the reason I thought of pizza rolls
7:28While you were yelling at your mom to make pizza rolls, *low voice* I was studying...
7:33While you were trying to find a girlfriend on online forums,
7:36I was studying The car
7:37Now that it's making that weird squeking noise,
7:40you have the audacity to come to me for help?
7:44Now, in your time of need?
7:46that's when you come to me?
7:47my god, someone stop him
7:49he's being controlled by the dog..
7:50why is there a goddamn dog in his shirt?
7:56HE'S RUNNING OUT OF PAPER TOWELS!
H U R R Y U P !
7:59u want a paper towel?
8:00and then your just gonna have to come for me boi
8:06it's Blade and sorcery?
8:10wait, its that VR game?
8:11did they update?--
YOU CAN DO THAT??
8:14I NEED TO PLAY IT AGAIN!
12:32so let me tell you guys the story of how I lost my happiness
12:34I lost my debate today, when I very clearly should've won
12:36this is my whole life, my whole purpose, ruined by an unfair bias.
12:38I feel cheated, I feel robbed, I feel like I may not be so good at debating.
12:40anyway, that's all, download tuber simulator, it's free and it's fun and it's like running your own company pretty much
12:41pretty good if you're a control freak who wants to start their own business one day.
12:43so go, gamers. get that practice bread and prosper.
12:45join my network it's called 'The Ladies'
12:47please we need funding