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0:00>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK.
0:03RIGHT THERE, YOU KNOW WHO
THIS MAN IS.
0:05I CALL HIM BENITO BUT YOU
KNOW HIM AS BAD BUNNY.
0:07HE'S GOT THE NEW ALBOM OUT
NOW.
0:09THANKS FOR BEING HERE AGAIN.
0:16LOVELY TO TALK TO YOU.
0:17I HAD SUCH A GOOD TIME
TALKING TO YOU BEFORE.
0:21EVEN THOUGH I MEAN I THINK
EVEN THOUGH I DON'T SPEAK
0:24SPANISH, YOU TAUGHT ME SOME
THINGS ABOUT YOUR NATIVE
0:29A LITTLE BIT, FEW TERMS I
DIDN'T KNOW BUT THAT WAS
0:32JUST SCRATCHING THE SURFACE
OF YOU, YOUR LIFE, YOUR
0:35EXPERIENCES, EVERYTHING THAT
MAKES BAD BUNNY.
0:39I WAS HOPING THAT I COULD
SUBJECT YOU TO SOMETHING
0:42CALLED THE COLBERT
QUESTIONERT AND THE COLBERT
0:46QUESTIONERT, IT'S A SERIES
OF QUESTIONS THAT WE USE TO
0:51FIND OUT EXACTLY WHO SOMEONE
IS.
0:53THEY ARE ALMOST LIKE, THEY
ARE LIKE LITTLE, LITTLE
0:57SPIRITS THAT GO INTO THE
PERSON.
1:01THEY PULL OUT OF THEM THE
TRUTH SO THAT WE CAN FULLY
1:05ARE YOU READY TO BE FULLY
KNOWN BY THE WORLD?
1:10♪ ♪ >> Stephen: FIRST
QUESTION OF THE COLBERT
1:16QUESTIONERT, WHAT, BAD
BUNNY, IS THE BEST SANDWICH?
1:20>> Bad Bunny: THE BEST
SANDWICH, TRIPLETAS.
1:23>> Stephen: WHAT'S IN THERE.
1:25>> Bad Bunny: EVERYTHING YOU
WANT.
1:27[LAUGHS] >> Stephen: OKAY.
1:37WHAT WAS THE FIRST CONCERT
OF THE 12?
1:39IF YOUR WORST MUSICAL
PERFORMANCE QUESTION WORKS
1:43FOR LIKE A FREE, PUERTO
RICO, IT'S LIKE A TOWN
1:52IT'S FREE AND THERE'S A LOT
OF ARTISTS.
1:56>> Stephen: IS THE FESTIVAL
STILL GOING ON?
1:58>> Stephen: HAVE YOU PLAYED
IT?
2:01>> Stephen: YOU REALIZE YOU
HAVE TO DO NOW THAT YOU
2:07>> Bad Bunny: I WILL.
2:09>> Stephen: WHAT IS THE
SCARIEST ANIMAL?
2:12>> Bad Bunny: SCARIEST
ANIMAL.
2:26>> Stephen: APPLES OR
ORANGES?
2:37>> Bad Bunny: ORANGES.
2:40>> Stephen: THAT'S
ACCEPTABLE.
2:42HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE
FOR THEIR AUTOGRAPH?
2:45>> Bad Bunny: AUTOGRAPH.
2:51>> Stephen: NO ATHLETE?
2:56>> Bad Bunny: WELL, I HAVE A
COUPLE AUTOGRAPHS.
2:58BUT I NEVER SAID YEAH, CAN
YOU SIGN THIS?
3:02IT'S MORE LIKE A GIFT OR
SOMETHING.
3:04>> Stephen: YOU NEVER ASKED.
3:07>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU
THINK HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE?
3:13>> Bad Bunny: I DON'T KNOW,
THEY BURY US.
3:18[APPLAUSE] >> Stephen:
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ACTION
3:29>> Bad Bunny: MY FAVORITE
ACTION MOVIE.
3:33>> Stephen: SAY HELLO TO MY
LITTLE FRIEND.
3:35>> Bad Bunny: SAY HELLO TO
MY LITTLE FRIEND.
3:37>> Stephen: WINDOW OR AISLE?
3:42>> Bad Bunny: AISLE I GUESS.
3:45>> Stephen: WHY WINDOW
INSTEAD OF I'LL?
3:48SPEED YOU I DON'T KNOW.
3:52>> Stephen: FOR ME IF I HAVE
TO GO TO THE BATHROOM ON THE
3:56PLANE I DON'T WANT TO GO
PAST THE PERSON IN THE
3:59>> Bad Bunny: MAYBE, YEAH.
4:04I DON'T LIKE TO LOOK TO THE
WINDOW.
4:06>> Stephen: YOU DON'T LIKE
TO THINK ABOUT FLYING.
4:09ARE YOU A NERVOUS FLYER?
4:10>> Bad Bunny: I DON'T LIKE
TO FLY.
4:18>> Stephen: YOU JUST REALIZE
YOU HAVE A SPONSORSHIP BY AN
4:26I LOVE MY FRIENDS AT DELTA
AIRLINES.
4:29DELTA ONE, THE FINEST
LOUNGE.
4:35>> Stephen: BENITO, WHAT IS
YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
4:38>> Bad Bunny: MY FAVORITE
SMELL.
4:43LIKE THIS CHRISTMAS CINNAMON
SMELL, YOU KNOW.
4:50CINNAMON DISMISS TREE.
4:54>> Stephen: LEAST FAVORITE
SMELL.
5:07[SPEAKING SPANISH] >>
Stephen: I DON'T THINK WE
5:21NEED A TRANSLATION FOR THAT
ONE.
5:23WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK
BREAK.
5:25WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
MORE BAD BUNNY, EVERYBODY.
