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0:00Chilling down stairs, right...
0:02and.. like, just out of nowhere i hear a big bang.
0:08I don't know what it is, cause I'm home alone
0:10so... if there is actually something here..
0:13Then i am scared...
here hold on let me see.
0:17♫ if you came here to kill me clap your hands ♫
0:21Meme review, everybodyyy[yEs]
0:23Youtube's favorite show![duh]
0:26*running in distinct*
0:30SPECIAL NEWS ANNOUNCEMENT!
0:33My name is Gloria Borger.
0:35I work for meme review now.
0:36Doin' the special new coverage of memes,
0:39and your- whatever you need to know about memes.
0:41THIS JUST IN, last week Neck Man
0:44very large neck, look at that neck
0:48very big neck man was arrested
0:50but it turns out he made a friend.
0:52I love when news are wholesome.
0:53I know I'm not supposed to give my own opinion, but
0:55this is a beautiful thing. (ikr)
0:56Wide neck, meets up with long neck.
0:59It's the Ying, and the Yang.
1:00Wide necc and long necc
1:03as all things should be.
1:05Ah, you don't want no smoke.
1:07Where dat n!bba daddy long necc at?
1:09Imma beat his @ss, yeah imma snap his @ss
1:11*they met eachother!*
1:14tight 'em up, lets go
1:29Big necc koala wit Parrot long necc
1:47I'm not supposed to have my own opinion on meme review,
1:49but smash like if you agree with dis message.
1:52I mean I'm not supposed to have my own opinion,
1:54but this seems like the most ambitious anime crossover
1:59I mean just look at these two,
2:00how can you not love them?
2:03Next news comes from stairs,
2:06That's right everybody.
2:08Last week we covered stairs.
2:10Scientistshave debated for so long,
2:12for centuries, for eons.
2:15What is the most effective way to go upstairs?
2:19Do you walk one step at a time,
2:21or do you walk two steps at a time?
2:23Let's look at climbing stairs, and how much pow-
2:26Blah, blah, blargh! Pseudoscience,
2:30Everyone know it goes like this
2:32One step at a time, bunch of virgin losers.
2:35Two steps at a time, you're slightly better.
2:38Three steps at a time,
2:42You're an absolute Chad.
2:44Sixteen steps at a time, you're practically god. [nAni]
2:47But what scientists now...
2:49from carefully studying the data
2:52has now revealed that the ultimate way
2:55to walk up the stairs...
2:57revealing first time, live, here on meme review
3:01as Gloria Borger is to crawl up the stairs!
3:04You're not alpha, unless you crawl up the stairs everybody.
3:10Next. (clap) News. (clap)
3:11Next news comes from Florida.
3:13Florida, which is of course the most insane place in the world where you get the best headlines.
3:17Florida man accused of attacking girlfriend with banana. [wt]
3:21Florida man forced to...
3:30Or now incoming new Florida Man!
3:33Florida man claims he only drank at stoplight and not while driving.
3:38Now, I'm not supposed to have my opinion
3:41but god bless you Floyd le Fluer
3:47That was it for Gloria Borger.
3:51Let's begin meme review.
3:53(pew news theme plays)
4:05♫ it's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year ♫
4:10♫ I have just one query ♫
4:12They did surgery on a grape!
4:16♫ the answer is clear ♫
4:19♫ it's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year♫
4:28Apparently, this months meme decided to be the absolute worst and berry related
4:33Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO!
4:35This is another corporate shill,
4:37paying their ways into memes
4:39and I'm not buying it.
4:40I'm not buying it Sprite!
4:41Oh they got Suzumiya Haruhi.
4:47This is multilayered marketing, you understand that right?
4:50Girlfriend, has mood swings
Sprite Cranberry, has no emotions
4:53Girlfriend, can't touch her without...
4:58Girlfriend, LeBron doesn't even know her!
5:04But like, what does it taste like?
5:06But does it taste like cranberry?
5:09Cause I kinda want to try it now.
5:11If you wanna waste your money,
then buy the PewDiePie merch.
5:14Link in the description.
5:16None of this cranberry.
5:18You've stranded in the desert, it's 100 degrees
5:21you have no water, as you begin to fade away
5:25he reaches out to you.
5:27Want a Sprite Cranberry?
5:28I feel like I have not explained this meme, really.
5:31It's just this stupid commercial,
5:34with LeBron James going, "You want a Sprite Cranberry."
5:38I don't know if you expected any...
5:39Okay, that's kinda funny
5:42No I don't LeBron James, no I freakin' don't.
5:47Despite how absolute trash this meme is
5:49That's right I called it trash.
5:51There are some good ones out of it.
5:52Like LeBron James breaking into your
house to offer you Sprite Cranberry...
5:59Want a Sprite Cranberry?
6:01Sprite (knock, knock, knock) Cranberry
6:06(pounding) Want a Sprite Cranberry?
6:10(knocking) The answer is clear.
6:13Lebron, oh my god!
Want a Sprite Cranberry?
6:19Now I know what you're all thinking.
6:21Does it actually taste like Cranberry?
6:25Well, I have not tried it
6:27but I have Timothy Burmingham
6:29Who is clearly before his time.
6:33drinking a sprite cranberry.
6:35Let's see what he has to say.
6:46and I will be trying Sprite-
6:48That's so much Sprite Cranberry
6:50That is a lot of Sprite Cranberry
6:52You cannot argue with that.
6:55Yeah, Sprite Cranberry.
6:56Alright so what do you got for us Timothy?
6:59What does it taste like?
7:00It's got a pinky taste, I know that.
7:06What does it taste like Timothy?
7:09Well let's see I gotta rate this...
7:16What are you rating it Timothy?
7:26A three! A three, it gets a three
7:30The Sprite Cranberry meme gets also a three.
7:33Thank you Timothy Burningam.
7:35Thank you, arigato gozaimasu
7:39Did you know they did surgery on a grape?
7:45Introducing a new segment on this show, again
7:50We announce new meme format.
7:57What is this meme, I don't know.
8:05Global warming, humanity
8:11When you finally catch that mother fu- ck
8:14That's been holding you down.
8:16Introducing a new meme segment everybody.
8:19This one is called not quite ready to die, that's right.
8:22Too early to kill 'em.
8:25that's right, the Easter island emoji
