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0:03This is the grill for you. I call it "The Obama".
0:07Come on, se llamo, me llamo, good Pitbull.
0:09I call this "The Big Black Machine".
0:13Lisa, you're the best thing that ever happened to me.
0:20A little bit came out, but I wasn't nervous. That was just a creeper.
0:29I got thirteen-degree burns on my ass.
0:33You're the best salesman I've ever seen.
0:36I can see you being a stockbroker like me.
- Can't you give me a job?
0:38I wish I could, my bosses won't let me hire a dropout.
- Look at Mark Zuckerberg.
0:42He dropped out of Harvard. You dropped out of Piedmont High.
0:45I was a couple credits shy of graduating.
0:47I got to get my GED.
- I'm the principal of this school. I can do whatever I want.
0:51You're in... my... house.
0:54Are you using a black voice?
- No I don't hear color.
0:58Alright, let's do some introductions. My name is Carrie.
1:01I'm here to make a little extra cash so that I can afford this warrant that I got, but that's none of your business.
1:07Welcome to Night School.
1:09This book is kind of thick. I thought it'd be more like a leaflet.
1:13If you're not gonna do the work drop the class.
1:15No, I'mma do the work. You'll see.
1:18We'll see. - Yes, we will. - Great!
- Superb! - Excellent! - Good!
1:29You're gonna be a financial analyst?
-I am, and it starts immediately.
1:32I have been waiting on the Lord to bring me a pint-sized little man who can fill this out.
1:37Let me get you chicken from the Lord!
1:40You take that test or I'll tenderize your ass.
1:48Are you trying to get your GED?
1:51Are you trying to get your GED?!
- Yes.
1:55You can get out my way, bitch.
1:59My suspicions were correct.
2:02Boom!
- You're clinically dumb.
2:04There is no cure for what you have.
- Oh my God! I got learning herpes. I got the gift that people give it... - Boy...
2:14You did the black voice thing with him?
- It's not a black voice, not a black voice.
2:17You don't remember when you was in that meeting you was like
2:19"We gonna get it lit up in here, this meeting lit."
- It was very lit.
2:22"I keep it 100".
- When have I ever not kept it 100?
