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Trump Reinstates Fitness Test as Polls Reveal Americans Think He's Physically and Mentally Unfit
Trump Reinstates Fitness Test as Polls Reveal Americans Think He's Physically and Mentally Unfit
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0:00
-Welcome everybody.
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Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show."
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This is it. You're here.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Thank you for watching.
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This is fun. Today is Cinco de Mayo.
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Yeah.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Cinco de Mayo, or as Kash Patel calls it,
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take your tequila to work day. -Oh.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Well, guys, some news from Washington --
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This morning, President Trump signed
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a proclamation to officially bring
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the Presidential Fitness Test back to schools.
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Trump is very into fitness. [ Laughter ]
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In fact, whenever somebody asked about the Epstein files,
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he sprints out of the room.
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He really does.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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But this is nice. Trump said that the fittest kids will get
0:50
to come to the White House and help build the ballroom.
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Isn't that nice? [ Laughter ]
0:55
Trump signed the proclamation in the Oval Office
0:57
alongside a group of children. Let's see how that went.
1:00
-It was a rigged election.
1:01
And I said, "Well, I'll do it again.
1:03
I had the ultimate poll. I did so well."
1:06
A Republican -- I would say that Republicans
1:08
were not too big in the Kennedy family.
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The Middle East would have been gone,
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Israel would have been gone, and they would have trained
1:14
their sights on Europe first and then us.
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-Just -- Just say 6-7 and get it over.
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Come on, be nice.
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The kids are like, "Well, this could have been an e-mail."
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Come on. [ Laughter ]
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Meanwhile, a new poll just found
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that most Americans think Trump is mentally
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and physically unfit to serve effectively.
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Well, at least he's rock solid emotionally.
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[ Laughter ]
1:37
Speaking of mental fitness, Trump just talked about
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how well he did on his recent cognitive tests.
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Watch this.
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-The first question is very easy and they always show
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the first question -- is you have a lion,
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a bear, an alligator,
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and a -- What's another good -- A squirrel.
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Okay? Which is the squirrel?
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By the time you get to the middle, they're tough.
2:01
[ Laughter ]
2:04
-The middle. Yeah, you get a little tough.
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That's where they ask you to identify your children by name.
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[ as Trump ] I have no idea. [ Laughter ]
2:12
[ Normal voice ] Well, guys, we're in the 10th week of the war in Iran
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and it hasn't been going well for President Trump.
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Let's break down the situation.
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The Strait of Hormuz is still blocked, which has limited
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a lot of business transactions or as Trump calls them...
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-Business "transhactions."
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[ Laughter ]
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-Also the military is running low on defensive missiles
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or as Trump calls them...
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-Defensive misses and missiles.
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-Basically, after 10 weeks,
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it's not going the way Trump suspected or,
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as he says... -"Susbested."
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[ Laughter ]
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-It's been a major test for the members of our armed forces,
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or as he calls them...
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-The members of our armed "forciv."
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And you understand that very well.
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[ Laughter ]
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-But Trump still claims we're winning despite these obstacles,
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or as he put it...
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-Despite these "obstas-karen."
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[ Laughter ]
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-Overall, it feels like Trump's presidency [laughs]
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is losing a lot of momentum or as he calls it...
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-"Momemtum." [ Laughter ]
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-But together, America can do anything.
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We just sent four astronauts around the moon
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in that beautiful Orion space capsule,
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or as he calls it...
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-That beautiful Orion space "capsicle."
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[ Laughter ]
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-Anyway, no matter what happens, you know
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Trump will still say he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize
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or as he calls it...
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-The Nobel Priest -- Well, you know this.
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-I hope that helps.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Wow.
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-"Capsicle."
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[ as Trump ] A capsicle.
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-[ as Trump ] "Capsi-pickle." [ Laughter ]
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-[ Normal voice ] Gosh.
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Listen to this. According to a new report,
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Trump is planning to deport hundreds of bison from Montana.
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Meanwhile, raccoons without penises are like,
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"Take us with you." [ Laughter ]
4:13
Speaking of RFK Jr.
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[ Laughter ]
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This is going viral.
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He recently posted a photo from the Dulles Airport in D.C. --
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this is real -- holding a bird that he claimed he rescued.
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Take a look.
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Looks like he's trying to rob a bank with a bird.
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[ Laughter ]
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Well, you know what they say.
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A bird in the hand is worth two raccoon penises in your pocket.
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[ Laughter ]
4:43
Switching gears, the Met Gala was last night,
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and there were so many amazing looks.
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Here to rate them is our Tonight Show fashion correspondent,
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Oragon Von Mallamoothe. -Hello, Jimmy!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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You look astronomically "aboravent" today.
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Shoe with sock?
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How dare you? I love it. Three maracas.
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[ Maracas shake ]
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-Thank you? -No time! The looks are afoot.
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First up, Emma Chamberlain
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melting into a horrible puddle of daffodil daydream.
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This is floor-length room service.
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And my tiny little belly is about to pop.
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Say yes to the dress,
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but the dress ain't listening.
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Three maracas.
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[ Maracas shake ]
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[ Laughter ]
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-Wait, wait. Is that -- Is that good or bad?
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-Sorry baby.
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Fashion waits for no man and Beyoncé waits for no stan.
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This ooky-spooky lookie has a bone to pick.
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And I say put it back...
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on the shelf so you can hold these flowers.
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Come get your crown, queen,
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'cause the Bey in apartment 23 is next on ABC.
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[ Pop! ] Three maracas.
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[ Maracas shake ]
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-You're giving everything three maracas.
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-Until now! Knock, knock.
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Who's there? Colman Domingo.
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Sleeves in May?
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2009 called. It said happy new year.
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Two maracas. [ Maracas shake ]
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And one for the road. [ Maracas shake ]
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[ Laughter ]
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-Is that a lot of maracas or not very many maracas?
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-Let me make this real simple for you, Jimmy.
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Chase Infiniti -- This fleur-de-leur burza-burr
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and makes it purr 'cause kitty cat don't sat where the bat
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don't crack.
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If you want to be my lover,
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you got to wabba-dabba the rubber-baba mama-llama.
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Three maraca-lakas.
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[ Maracas shake ]
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-You're not even saying words anymore.
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-'Cause fashion isn't about words.
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It's about feeling.
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Come on. Rate my outfit.
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Don't think. Just feel it.
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-Three maracas? [ Laughter ]
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-[ Gasps ]
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How dare you!
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-Oragon Von Mallamoothe, everyone.
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-Raba-baba-badaba-laba ba-mama-lama.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Wow.
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The three maracas.
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Well, I saw that Netflix is launching a new
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vertical video feature to compete with TikTok.
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-Oh. -Yeah.
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You can swipe through
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and watch short-form clips of their content.
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There's even a vertical version of "Is It Cake?"
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Let's check it out. -Ooh!
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-That is cake.
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-There you go. -Oh.
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[ Laughter ]
7:56
And finally, guys, it was a huge win
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at the Garden last night.
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The New York Knicks took Game 1
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against the Philadelphia Sixers.
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Yes!
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Go Knicks!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Well, we wanted to have some fun with Knicks fans,
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so we sent our writer Dion down there
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and challenged him to get fans to say random words.
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He couldn't say the word himself or directly ask them to say it.
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Let's see how it went. This is "Repeat After Me."
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-Jimmy, we're down here at the world's most famous arena,
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and we're going to talk to some of the fans
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about the NBA semifinals.
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Let's go.
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What do the Knicks have to do to be victorious tonight?
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-I mean, they got to keep playing
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like they were playing the last game.
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You know, KAT no fouls.
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Hopefully another triple double.
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-That's correct. And what game are they playing?
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-They're, uh --
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I mean the game --
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It's the best one.
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-What about the literal name of the game
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that they're playing? -Basketball.
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-It all starts on the defensive end.
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-I love how confident you are.
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They got to stick on 'em, right?
9:00
-Yeah, they do.
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-Like that, uh -- Like, um -- Oh, what is it?
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That material that really sticks?
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-Like glue.
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-Like glue, but it makes a sound when it sticks.
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-Velcro. -KAT needs to go off.
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KAT needs to play with that New York, that defense.
9:15
-I'm so glad you said "go off"
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because "OFF," you know, "OFF" that you spray.
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-"OFF," yeah, the mosquitoes.
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-Your wife just went to where? -Paris.
9:24
-What's that bread that they make there?
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-I'll tell you what it is. Focaccia.
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-The Sixers give me the -- the --
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What is it called when you get the--
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-Heebie jeebies.
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-There's like an ocean animal that I'm thinking of
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when I do this with the flaccid play, you know?
9:36
What is that --
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What is that in the water all the time? The...
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-What, a jellyfish?
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-Yes exactly.
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-Knicks are hot, baby. Yeah.
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-Compare their hotness to something else.
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Like maybe something you cook with.
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-Buffalo wings.
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-But what kind of a device might you cook them in?
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-Um...stove. -Stove.
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Grill. Oven.
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-The one that blows real hot. -Hot.
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-Like, what kind of appliance blows really hot?
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-Oven.
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-Barbecue. -Grill.
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-One that blows directly down onto the food and cooks it.
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-Microwave. Microwave.
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-Let's go, Knicks!
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-You know, I feel like -- One more thing --
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I just feel like a victory would be, like,
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what is the phrase I'm looking for?
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It's like... Maybe you remember it, uh,
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from like Colonel Sanders.
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You remember they would say of the chicken, it was...
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-Finger lickin'? Finger lickin' good.
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-Yes. -Let's go, Knicks.
10:27
-And what is the best thing
10:29
to have to eat alongside of that Philly cheesesteak?
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-A beautiful, beautiful Coca-Cola.
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-You don't know what's going to happen next.
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Like on that -- Well, I can never think of the name of it.
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That one show on HBO. It's a series.
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It's crazy. There are hotels and stuff.
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-Oh, "White Lotus." Is that what you're--
10:45
-Yes, that is exactly.
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-What way is "White Lotus" like the New York Knicks?
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-To a soft drink, what would you compare them to?
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-Coca-Cola. We're the best in the game.
10:53
-Now if you had to compare them to a green soft drink,
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what would it be? -Mountain Dew.
10:57
-All right, so actually, I won two free tickets.
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-And you just bounced over here from there?
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-Right over here.
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-Yeah, like, just like, what's that noise
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that it makes when you bounce down the street?
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-I was like, "boing, boing, boing!"
11:08
You know? -That's crazy, man.
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That's all from the Garden.
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Back to you, Jimmy.
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-Not bad, Dion. Nine out of 12.
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[ Cheers and applause ] We have a great show.
11:16
Give it up for The Roots, ladies and gentlemen.
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-♪ Yeah, up steps that one and only in the flesh ♪
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♪ Senegalese, Sierra Leonean, fresh to death, big homie ♪
11:24
♪ And perhaps the best, y'all know me from somewhere ♪
11:27
♪ Now respect the Questo ♪
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-Ah! Very good.
11:31
Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show," everybody.
11:33
-I want to mention some exciting news.
11:35
We have some big guests coming up -- from the Rolling Stones,
11:37
Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, and Ronnie Wood
11:40
will all be here on the show. [ Cheers and applause ]
11:43
Mick -- Mick is on tomorrow night,
11:46
Keith is on Thursday, and then Ronnie is on next Wednesday.
11:49
They have a new album out July 10th called "Foreign Tongues."
11:53
It's fantastic. We'll be talking to them about that.
11:54
Lots of fun stuff planned. I cannot wait.
11:56
It's Rolling Stones Week on "The Tonight Show."
11:59
The Stones! [ Cheers and applause ]
12:01
"Foreign Tongues."
12:04
That was a great game last night.
12:05
Uh sorry Roots but...
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-Agh. [ Laughs ]
12:09
-Roots are from Philly.
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But the Knicks won 137-98.
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[ Cheering ] 137. Yeah, it was great!
12:16
I went to the game.
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I was lucky enough to get tickets to the game.
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So, I went last night, and it happened again.
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They gave me -- they upgraded my seats.
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'Cause I'll take any seat, I'll go anywhere.
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But they go, "Oh, you want to sit courtside?"
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I go, "I'm okay." They go, "Yeah, you should do it."
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I go, "I'm fine." They go, "No."
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Then they put me -- they put me next to the team.
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[ Audience oohs ] It's stressful.
12:36
It's -- [ Laughter ]
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I don't know what to do. I'm hearing play calls.
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I'm hearing the coach yell at the players
12:42
and they're yelling at -- I mean, it's too inside.
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I don't like it. It frightens me.
12:45
And I'm right next to them.
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They're standing right there, like...
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-Make you feel tiny.
12:49
-Yeah. They're big athletes. Yeah.
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Even the referees are big.
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I mean, the referee's, like, butt was in my face
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for, like, the whole game, right there.
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I mean, I was just, like, sitting there like,
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I don't want to get in anyone's way or do anything.
13:00
So, I don't make eye contact.
13:02
I don't look at the Knicks
13:03
because they've all been on the show.
13:04
Jalen Brunson's been on a bunch of times,
13:06
KAT has been on a bunch of times,
13:08
Josh Hart has been on the show many times.
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Super fun guy, and cool.
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But I don't want to distract him and have him go like,
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"Hey, how you doing?" You know?
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But Josh Hart is just fun and he's cool.
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So, he came up to me and was like, "What's up?"
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Shook my hand...
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[ Laughter ]
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I didn't want anything to do with it.
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Just go play the game and win.
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And so, anyways, the game is playing,
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they're winning, and then this happens to me.
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Watch this.
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-Three minutes left in this third.
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Look at Josh Hart.
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You know, he's always known as a jokester,
13:38
and goes right up to the ultimate jokester, Jimmy Fallon,
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and says "Yeah, let me let me help you out with that."
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Unties his shoe.
13:44
That was a quick retie by Fallon.
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[ Cheers and applause ] -He untied my shoe.
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It's the best move ever, dude, he leaned down,
13:54
I thought he was fixing stuff on his --
13:56
He went down and just untied my shoe.
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[ Laughter ]
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And walked off.
14:01
Man, it just made me laugh.
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And now, I'm just going to know, from now on,
14:05
I'm just going to wear cowboy boots to the Knicks games.
14:07
Yeah. Go, Knicks! Thank you, Josh.
14:09
Guys, stick around. We'll be right back
14:10
with "The Tonight Show" "Four Shot Jackpot"!
14:13
Here we go. This is good.
