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0:00Hello everybody welcome to Pewdiepie
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0:07take your family sit down and relax and let's have some fun cuz that's what we do here fun. For your...
0:15Don't say it. Neighbor. What is wrong with me? Today, we're reviewing
0:19Comedy cemetery. That's right
0:22That's where jokes go to die. REDDIT. Ha, get it?
0:26NINJA ART. Get launched through going through a glass window and f'ing die.
0:32Look. Ninja techniques. GENIUS. That's so smart. Dude. Police be like (Whaaa...AH).
0:40I hate everything about this. Fortnite funnies, more like FARTNITE funnies. This is just making me sad.
0:48Meme master Jimmy Fallon. Okay, that's where meme goes to die.
0:54Jimmy Fallon. If memes goes to die on meme review
0:57Well, they're pretty much cremated at Jimmy Fallon. Ron. Hold on are those shoes on sale?
1:05Daniel Radcliffe reacts to Harry Potter memes. AHaHaHaHaHaHa!
1:13Ohhhhh, blessed. Can we get Daniel Radcliffe goes (clap) meme (clap) review? That would be ePiC.
1:20Everyone tweet Daniel Radcliffe right now. I bet you he's gonna be so surprised. I can't wait to look at his face. This image
1:27Never dies on Facebook and Twitter. Let's bury it here.
1:32It's just one of those memes that they just live forever. It's too goddamn funny. People just can't have enough of it.
1:38I never thought I'd actually see one outside of this subreddit. Had your lunch?: wife Husband:
1:45Had your lunch? Wife:
1:46I am asking you. I'm asking YOU. You copying me? You copying ME?. Let's go shopping.
1:54Yes, I had my lunch. (sNicKeRs, punches the wall and screams.)
1:59We accidentally amputated your genitals.
2:05Ma'am, you need to calm down!
2:14I need a baptism every time I review one of these memes cuz goddamnit.
2:20Write trollolol on the whiteboard when the teacher asked who did it, hold the troll face in front of your face and say
2:28(Makes troll face) and says pRoBlEm?
2:32Do it guys. If this video gets 5,000 likes, I will do the troll face.
2:37I love the art as well. How to troll like a boss, ePiC sTyLe. This is (bleeped for demonetization) awful.
2:44I feel sick. I feel disgusted. Why is it so terrible? Is this how people pursue/perceive (can't make up his mind) meme review
2:53I get it now. I'm so sorry. I didn't know, okay?
2:58Happy 10th birthday, son.
3:00Here's a rat. Now go into the woods and fight some strangers and don't come back until you've explored the entire continent.
3:07This is basically the plot of Pokemon. Oh my frickin' GAHsh. I never actually seen this one.
3:14Thanks for explaining the joke (pftya!).
3:16I have an even smaller wireless device that gives me access
3:22To thousands of books and movies. It's a library card. It's a library card!
3:28Oh, I know, I know a joke that needs to be on the comedy cemetery. It's (stammers) this one.
3:35uH, remember when teachers said in school that will never have a calculator in my pockets
3:42uH, you were wrong teachers. Dumbass teachers. Annoying orange is still making videos.
3:48Is that true? Burps and farts and kazoos and pantless pants. Oh god.
3:54I actually have a stage four cancer now.
3:57Speak up, Shellberg. I can't make these goshdarn captions.
3:58Imagine if Fred was still making videos. Imagine if...
4:06Still here. Why am I still here goddamnit? Have you not made enough money? Uh, yeah. No
4:11I want to buy a house in Japan. Okay guys, (please buy the merch) so I can leave. Oh god, they're still doing it
4:16Huh? All right. Well props to them, you know? Is raywilliamjohnson still uploading? That would be so good.
4:23What happened to him five months ago? My life is dope and I do dope shit
4:28My life is dope and I do dope shit. My life is dope and I do dope shit
4:33My life is my life is my life is my life if my life is so but I don't know shit
4:38My life is dope and I do dope shit. My life is dull but I do don't shit
4:43My life is my life is my life is my life. Okay, so moving on everybody
4:48Let's I think the goal of this video is to move forward and never look
4:53Goddamn it. Look forward and never look back
4:58That's the idea. You are soon my gender. Happy Mother's Day. Sorry, I forgot. You're a Democrat
5:07Us gamer right I died what do you do wait for you to respawn
5:14We're done. She's the one oh
5:17My god, if only I could find the gamer girlfriend
5:21Here's how you know if your if your girl's legit hit him with that. What's up?
5:29Alright i'm done subtitling
5:36You know, you got to hit it a new low for our funny. This isn't our funny Oh, mr. Broccoli
5:42My mother says I should eat you. Well, Timmy you shouldn't listen to her
5:48That actually made me like I hate myself I'm part of the problem Oh God, let's give Mimi
5:55Existential thoughts. I don't know if I can do this anymore. I feel sick. I feel sick
5:59Okay, if you feel sick, don't worry, how do you think I feel when you laugh at something on our comedy symmetry?
6:16Son, if you study today, I will buy you clay season four
6:20Okay, dad three hours later. I'm done. I
6:28This is torture. The teacher had this up today water h2o drink a lot of water. Let's shake
6:36This is so totally me when I drink a lot of water my water belly goes black
6:42Please enter valid email address Viper five four three two one zero
6:47Yahoo! Yes confirm. Yes. That is my email
6:54Legendary epic win I bet I can get you to say red. Okay, try it. What color is the sky?
7:03Told you I could get you to say blue. No you said red
7:07Boom, my mind has been blown. He just got trolled. I feel troll. Just reading it. I feel the same way
7:15Hey cat. Yeah, can you walk like me?
7:19Ahahahahaha. Yes, not bad when I
7:25Really appreciate the framing of this meme adding wind underneath with a knife funny
7:32watermark, that's how you know
7:34You know, you gonna have that your enemy
7:37And it will automatically make it better. Just win
7:40Epic win dissolve egg shell off with vinegar and it will become a naked ed deck and found directions to confusing
7:49Ceiling fan. Oh, yeah, these goddamn awful comments that always get tough voted for some reason. They're not funny
7:56There's always some goddamn ass
7:58Let's never seen it before and they're like ha that's funny dick and ceiling fan all thumbs that up stop
8:05You're part of the problem. I'm sick of it what other comments like that big?
8:09It's some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over then. I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law
8:18Dude, that's Savage. That is so freakin Savage trolling the cops epic style
8:25Come on Jake. Hey, man, what's up? Just converting oxygen into carbon dioxide, you know the usual
8:33WTF man school's out. Why are you still doing science breathing Jake? I'm breathing. You didn't know
8:39carbon dioxide comes from your pussy
8:42You didn't know that you can dumbass you didn't know salt would sodium chloride, you know
8:48Salt would sodium sulfur you dummy. You can reason want to have some fun go to Starbucks
8:56Okay, this is a really cool trick guys. I think you'll enjoy this
8:59Go to Starbucks and order and when they ask the name get this
9:04Okay, get this say Trump
9:07Okay, they will be forced to yell out Trump and everyone in the store will start crying
9:14And I did it this morning, and it was awesome
9:22Rolling libtards, it's awesome. If you wanna have some fun
9:25go to Starbucks and say I have an ar-15 if
9:31Anyone goes near the door. I'm gonna shoot
9:34It will be awesome. I did it today
9:38Why do we see lightning first and hear the sound after a couple of seconds gaming Bible lag?
9:46I guess teachers don't know about Lange
9:48That's when the game isn't running as fast as it should be that's when your processor is having an interconnection
9:55Bet you didn't know that stupid teacher
9:57You're supposed to be a teacher that teaches stuff
10:00but you don't even know the game our metrics and rules Emma Watson had to quit college because every time she
10:07Answered a question. Someone said three points to Gryffindor
10:13Gryffindor trolling level King Gryffindor that's like top level
10:17That's right about b-movie trolling or a genome level trolling gary fiend or trolling makes people quit school
10:25God, damn me Emma Watson. That's why you dumb. That's why you have that dumbass face. That's why you're a feminist
10:32Do you have a girlfriend set? Yeah dad nice
10:36Where is she from from a different nation or really? Which nation my
10:44Imagination trolling dance ethnic style. Hey, thanks for accepting my request
10:49I like you be my girlfriend. I'm 14. Oh
10:57Patrons level over ninety nine nine nine thousand. It's over 9000. It's over nine
11:08Photosynthesis. Okay, ma'am. So tell me what is
11:11Photosynthesis today's topic. Give me sunglasses
11:17This is epic. Do you know that's how these can meme started this goddamn guy? Who even is he?
11:23Who is he supposed to be just some guy with a dumbass hair and hair and sunglasses?
11:29Yeah, why is Robert Downey jr. There dentists in China be like let's just put Robert Downey jr. In there
11:36You know what? Let's put Robert Downey jr. In every single goddamn meme that ever existed. Alright if Donna- Robert Downey jr
11:44It's not it's not a meme if there's not a meme and for the record Robert Downey jr. It's not that great
11:49Okay, everyone keeps holding him to him as a standard of cool or badass people really. He's just a fucking hack. Okay, that's right
11:57I'm the first one to say it
11:58He's cringy and he's not funny and he's it's as if he's playing a character outside
12:05He's goddamn Marvel. Bullsh is that if I'm acting like PewDiePie outside opieop. I
12:20Epic did you see you just threw that expensive watch away. What a freaking savage dude savage level Robert Downey jr
12:27This is actually a found object
12:30Okaying some scavenging of a folk art buddy of mine and we run up working this into a living art piece
12:37Oh, that was was horse. That's relay. This is a Jaeger. Oh
12:41You just made that up like dude. He just made that up on the fly. Holy hell dude
12:46What an absolute maniac who just makes shit up on the flying like that?
12:51Like what? How do you even do that trolling level Robert Downey jr. You know what from now on Robert Downey jr
12:57Is gonna be here in the video? Cuz I think that will just make the video better. I don't know
13:01Why you guys it's cyber Brad actually do that like I want him there
13:05It doesn't that make the video better. I think so. Well, nothing could make it. This is even worse. Oh
13:16By the way, by the way, but the way do you know that by the way?
13:21uganda knuckles, so savage, what the hell was comedy back in
13:272012 or 10 2015 like what furries are so gay
13:32All they do is have sex we in weird animal costumes
13:37Ok. Well that looks kind of cool. I
13:44Take back everything like a fur dude
13:48I'm referring out guys not because I want to because
13:51I'm trolling lib tarts epic style. Join me my fellow furries
13:56Damn markiplier's password be like password my height error
14:01Password too short get it
14:04originated a joke by octan racer and
14:10Don't steal this joke or octan razor and robo jelly tech are gonna come for you
14:16This video has been sponsored by markiplier. Someone give this guy an Oscar
14:24Give him an Oscar. I cant tell if trolling, thats the problem with this
14:27like three people will get this but it's worth it
14:33Pencil oh my god. No one will understand this joke
14:38Only three people in the world. Can you imagine? Oh my gosh
14:43Like what does a pencil mean? How was I gonna help him? Oh my GOD (he's literally losing his mind)
14:48Oh, I've seen this talk about a what the heck moment. Let's get this thing viral
14:57Talk about a what the heck moment. Why is the cow doing that guys? Can we get this viral?
15:04Can we get this video viral? Can everyone tweet James Charles's video and he will be like a total
15:11What the heck moment if we can get this viral by everyone tweeting James chalasis. What the heck?
15:17That would be a total walk the heck
15:20Well, I wish I could see his face phone call home and elementary...why you gotta call my mommy though middle school, man
15:27if that gives wrong number high school, I don't give a mmhf bihhh
15:32ill call my damn da i dont give a fuhhhh man ill call my gah dam selff
15:41cant tell if racist im jus reading it out
15:45gamers will understand this meme if
15:48You're a gamer smash like in this video just so I can know if you and understand its mean or not
15:52I don't get it man eats steak in front of vegan on TV crazy reaction
16:00Someone give that man an Oscar
16:03I've seen the thumbnail of this but I've never actually seen the video. You're a vegan
16:07I'm really it's really hard because I don't have I told you I'm from Wisconsin. Okay, and
16:12Cheese, it was like one of my favorite things see how that looks pretty good. That's a little rare medium rare
16:18yeah thats a nice dead animal- dead cow hanging off your fork
16:23Bad that I'm eating meat if you go hunting that's a totally different story right the bloods on your hands right now
16:31You're kind of just enjoying the benefit and the Bloods on someone else's hand. oh my god. I actually agree with the vegan, but the
16:37This happened with 2018. How did we end up like this? I wonder if there's like a pewdiepie one. Yeah
16:45Don't be racist be like pewdiepie. He's Swedish speaks English
16:51dating Italian girlfriend and acts bl***
16:57Don't be racist be PewDiePie guys the least racist person on the goddamn planet BOOP. Oh my god
17:05It's Robert Downey jr. Trolling level. Tony Stark. How's it going, Tony?
17:10I have this headache that comes and goes Steve walks in hi Tony. There it is again
17:16Tony's freaking stark is so freaking epic, thumbs up this video for Tony Stark. Thank you guys
17:22Finally, we have proved that meme review isn't really the place where memes goes to die. Actually. You're right god damn it
17:29Actually, it's wherever Tony Stark is. Okay, you want pyramids? We got him?
17:35Oh, you're into castles, huh? We got you covered baby. You want some pets easy?
17:45This game is still relevant. God damn it
