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Rubio Plays Peacemaker Between Trump and Pope Leo, Americans to Spend $38B on Mother's Day
Rubio Plays Peacemaker Between Trump and Pope Leo, Americans to Spend $38B on Mother's Day
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0:00
-Welcome everybody.
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Welcome, welcome welcome to "The Tonight Show"!
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You're here. This is it. Yeah!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Well, everyone, this Sunday is Mother's Day.
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Come on, now. That's --
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[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪
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Happy Mother's Day. It's Mother's Day.
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And get this -- I saw that Americans are expected
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to spend a record $38 billion.
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Yeah, $38 billion.
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And if you combine that with what's spent on Father's Day,
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that's $38 billion.
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No one cares.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Yeah, with Mother's Day almost here,
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a lot of people are shopping for that perfect Mother's Day card.
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And while there are a lot of good choices,
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there are some less-popular cards out there,
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and I'm going to show you what I mean.
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First up, this card here says...
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When you open it up, it says...
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It's like, "Just wait till you get on the plane."
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-"I'll lose it."
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-Here's another one. It says...
1:01
Open it up, it says...
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And you go...
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"Why?" -For your health.
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This next one says...
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You open it up, it says...
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The Ice Bucket Challenge. Pretty good.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Ice Bucket Challenge.
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Up next, this one says...
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Open it up, it says...
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Still counts. We're family.
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Or we're friends. Whatever.
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-Yeah.
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-Finally, this one says...
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Open it up, it says...
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It counts. Thank you. Thank you, moms.
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Some nice cards. Happy Mother's Day.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
1:50
Well, let's get to some news.
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Today, Secretary of State Marco Rubio went to the Vatican
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to smooth over tensions between President Trump and Pope Leo.
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You know Trump might have taken things too far
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when even the pope is like,
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"I'm having a tough time forgiving this guy.
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I don't know."
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Rubio is in a tough spot because he is a devout Catholic,
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but Trump is his boss,
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so they're basically putting him in the middle
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and seeing which parent he goes to.
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It's like, "Come on. Come on, little Marco.
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Come to daddy.
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Come to daddy. Come on, little Marco.
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Come on. Who gives you treats?
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Who gives you treats?"
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-At the meeting, the pope gifted Rubio with a pen,
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and Rubio gifted the pope a small crystal paperweight.
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So they both ran to Paper Source, I guess,
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five minutes before they met each other.
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Can we see a photo of the pope and Rubio together?
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Hmm.
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Look like two guys waiting for their wives outside Ann Taylor.
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Pope was like, "So, you're wearing heels?"
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And Rubio was like, "I thought you were wearing the hat."
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Well, guys, with all that's going on in the world,
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a lot of people are looking for healthy ways
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to feel good and keep their minds in a positive place.
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So here with more on that
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is mental-health expert Dr. Will Brainard.
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Welcome, Dr. Brainard.
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[ Cheers and applause ] -Oh, yeah.
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You know, just call me Will, Jimmy.
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You know, as a therapist, I love sharing tips
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that are going to help folks keep their heads
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in a good space.
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You ever gone berry-picking in an open-toed sandal?
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-Uh, not that I can recall. No.
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But is that what you recommend?
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-Oh yes.
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In fact, I've put all my feel-better tips into a song.
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-Oh, fantastic. Let's hear it.
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-[ Laughs ] You don't have to ask me twice.
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-I didn't.
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-[ Laughs ]
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♪ Whenever there's a problem that you can't handle ♪
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♪ Just go berry-picking in an open-toed sandal ♪
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♪ If you're wrongly implicated in a crime or a scandal ♪
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♪ Just go berry-picking in an open-toed sandal ♪
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♪ Open-toed sandal ♪ Don't you feel better?
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-Uh, yeah, I do.
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[ Cheers and applause ] That's great.
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But did I hear you say,
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"Wrongly implicated in a crime or a scandal"? What...
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-I am just singing about ways to help people.
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Would you like to hear more?
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[ Cheers and applause ] -Sure.
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What do you got? -Okay.
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[ Breathes deeply ]
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♪ Breathe really deep and light a little candle ♪
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♪ Then go berry-picking in an open-toed sandal ♪
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♪ If you're going into hiding from a gang of vandals ♪
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♪ 'Cause they set you up and kicked you
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right in your man-jewels ♪
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-Hey, wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry.
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I just -- I feel like the song's drifting a little.
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Are you okay?
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'Cause I'm starting to get a little concerned.
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-Oh, no, no. Don't be, Jimmy.
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No, these are just tips that could apply to anyone's life.
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You want to hear more?
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Sure.
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-♪ If late one night, you drank some Jack Daniel's ♪
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♪ And got left at the heist
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'cause Nicky said, "The van's full" ♪
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♪ Or if you ever get tight on money ♪
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♪ And you find yourself drunk ♪
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♪ Wandering in a bar down by the docks at 2:00 a.m. ♪
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And you fall in with a bunch of gang guys
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who promise you easy money.
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But their only plan is just to shimmy up the rain gutter
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at the Frick Museum and steal a Rembrandt
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that you can't even get to
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because nobody researched the security system.
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And then they kick you in the [bleep]
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and leave you at the scene after you rented the van!
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Great plan, great plan, Nicky Knuckles,
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if that's your real name.
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"We ain't breaking no laws," he said.
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"My cousin owns the museum." You're a liar!
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And I will testify against all of you,
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because I have the texts right here.
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So if any of that ever happens to you,
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Jimmy, then you'll know
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how important it is to just drive Upstate and go --
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and sing it with me --
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♪ Berry-picking in an open-toed sandal ♪
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Sing sing.
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-♪ Berry-picking in an open-toed sandal ♪
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-Everybody!
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-♪ Berry-picking in an open-toed sandal ♪
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Come on!
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-♪ Berry-picking in an open-toed sandal ♪
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-♪ Berry-picking ♪
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♪ In an open-toed sandal ♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Wow. Oh, my gosh. That's very nice.
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Will. There he is right there.
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Dr. Will, thank you very much.
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Dr. Will, everybody.
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There he is. There he is. -Jimmy! Jiimmy!
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-There you go, buddy.
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-Don't tell anybody you saw me.
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-Okay buddy.
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[ Laughter ]
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"Don't tell anybody you saw me," is what he said.
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-Yeah. He's on TV.
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-Yeah, because he's running from the law.
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-Yeah.
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-There's no better place to hide from guys
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who are trying to kill you than at a berry farm.
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-Right. But then you broadcast from the berry farm
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on "The Tonight Show"
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that millions of people are gonna see.
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-Yeah, smart guy, but you don't know which one I'm at!
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-Which one are you at? -I bet I can find you.
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-I'll bet you. Go ahead and try.
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-Yeah, I will. I'll come -- I'll go find --
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I will find you at whatever berry --
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-Why don't you come on up here? Why don't you try it?
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'Cause you know what? I've been involved with crime now.
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-I found you. -Aah! Oh, my God!
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-I found you, man. -[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪♪
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He was at that berry farm.
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-♪ Berry-picking in an open-toed sandal ♪
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♪ Berry-picking in an open-toed sandal ♪
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-That's a great jam.
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Hey, guys, listen to this.
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I read that an Italian food manufacturer in New Jersey,
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is being sued for tomato fraud over accusations
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that their tomatoes are not authentic.
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-Ooh!
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-Yeah, when they heard, everyone at Hunt's Ketchup
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hit the lights and dove behind the couch.
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Tomato fraud. Yeah, you're laughing,
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but in Jersey, that's life in prison.
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And, finally, Bath and Body Works
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just released new "Star Wars"-themed
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body sprays and lotions.
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Finally, your chance to smell like wet Chewbacca.
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We have a great show.
8:37
Give it up for The Roots, right there.
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[Rapping indistinctly]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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-Oh, thank you very much, everybody.
8:52
Thank you, thank you, thank you very much.
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What a show we have for you tonight.
8:55
He is a Grammy-winning Rock & Roll Hall of Famer
8:59
and guitarist for The Rolling Stones.
9:01
Their new album, "Foreign Tongues,"
9:03
is available for preorder now and out July 10th.
9:07
Ronnie Wood is here tonight!
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[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪
9:10
-Come on! -[As Jagger] Ronnie! Ronnie!
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[ Normal voice ] "Foreign Tongues."
9:15
Come on. Rolling Stones.
9:16
I cannot wait to talk to Ronnie Wood.
9:18
Plus, she stars in the new movie "The Sheep Detectives,"
9:21
which is in theaters tomorrow.
9:23
Molly Gordon is joining us.
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Yeah! That's cool. It's cute.
9:29
He hosts the global travel series "K-Everything,"
9:33
which is available May 9th on HBO Max.
9:36
Daniel Dae Kim is here! -Oh!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Tony nominated. Love that guy.
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And we got great music from Kim Petras!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
9:46
-Oh! -Yes!
9:51
-Ronnie Wood!
9:55
-Hey, guys, last weekend was a big sports weekend,
9:58
because you had the F1 Grand Prix race down in Miami
10:00
and the Kentucky Derby.
10:02
Yeah. So I did something cool.
10:05
-What?!
10:07
-I teamed up with Ford to try to see if I could do both.
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-What?! -Check it out.
10:13
Hey, guys. I'm here at the Hard Rock Stadium
10:16
for the Formula 1 Crypto.com Miami Grand Prix 2026,
10:20
and I've had an absolute blast so far.
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♪♪
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We got this! Come on! Let's go!
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[ Drills whirring, engine revs ]
10:31
Okay. I'm so excited about this.
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Oh, my God!
10:37
My insides are over here, and my outside's over here.
10:40
Wow!
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Thank you so much.
10:50
Hey!
10:51
And now I'm joined by two
10:52
of my favorite drivers in the world.
10:54
They're part of the Oracle Red Bull Racing team.
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It's Max Verstappen and Isack Hadjar.
10:59
Come on. Thanks for doing this.
11:01
Thanks for being here.
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-I love being here.
11:03
-Max Verstappen. Yeah, like, "Verstappen at the store.
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Verstappen to get coffee," you know?
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-Verstappen this interview.
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Yeah.
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-How are you prepping for the race?
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-Yeah, doing this. -We're doing that.
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-It's going really well.
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-Just like that.
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Are you okay?
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[ Can hisses ]
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-Cool. -Yeah. Yeah.
11:29
-Max, you've won four championship titles.
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You've obviously been here before.
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This is my first F1 race,
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so what do I have to do while I'm here?
11:35
-Well, I mean, you can see the cars.
11:38
-Yeah.
11:39
-I'd listen to these guys, Jimmy.
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They really know their stuff.
11:42
And while you're doing that, here's a fun fact.
11:45
Their car is powered by
11:46
Red Bull Ford Powertrains' DM01 engine.
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I'm Glenn, engineer extraordinaire.
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-Uh, thanks. Yeah. So, anyway, Max, Isack --
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-And what's even cooler than that
11:57
is that Ford is racing all over the world.
12:00
It's sort of a proving ground
12:02
so they can make better cars that end up in your driveway.
12:05
[ Laughs ]
12:07
-Yeah, that's great. So, Isack, how fast can your car go?
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-Probably like 220 miles per hour.
12:12
-Yeah, we're talking 98 meters per second, Jimmy.
12:15
That's a lot of horsepower.
12:17
-Speaking of horsepower,
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the Kentucky Derby is also this weekend,
12:20
and I was hoping to go there, too.
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I was wondering, how long would it take
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to get to Kentucky in your car?
12:25
-Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, if you want to get to Kentucky,
12:27
you're gonna have to go off road.
12:29
Alright? And I've got just the vehicle.
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-Uh, I'll leave you with him.
12:34
See you later.
12:35
-Max Isack... Max?
12:37
-Looks like it's just you and me.
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Come on. Let's hit the road.
12:41
♪♪
12:44
The Ford F-150 Raptor R, a high-performance,
12:47
desert-racing-inspired off-road truck.
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-Whoa! -Now let's get suited up.
12:53
-Wait. We're going together?
12:54
-Heck yeah. Never pass up a road trip with my best buddy.
12:57
[ Laughs ]
12:58
Let's do this.
13:01
Oh, man. I was trying to do the...
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-I learned this from Isack.
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-[ Laughs ] -Cool!
13:10
-Let's just make sure that the mirror is in position here.
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And, uh, let's see. Seat -- Oh, yeah.
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Uh-huh. Check.
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And, oh, steering wheel. -Let's just get going! Come on!
13:20
-Alright, boss. Kentucky, here we come!
13:23
[ Beeps ]
13:24
[ Tires screech ]
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♪♪
13:32
-Whoa! -[ Laughs ]
13:38
-Ford wants to help people be more capable
13:39
with the most capable vehicles.
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-That's a really interesting fact.
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♪♪
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-So, this thing is equipped with a 5.2-liter
13:51
supercharged V-8 engine.
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And it features 37-inch tires and aggressive wide-body design.
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-I love an aggressive wide-body design.
13:59
Aah!
14:01
[ Beeps ]
14:02
♪♪
14:05
-And we're here!
14:07
[ Knock on window ]
14:10
-Welcome to Churchill Downs, Mr. Fallon. Mint julep?
14:13
-Thank you. Say, when does the Derby start?
14:16
-Tomorrow. You guys got here way too early.
14:20
[ Bird screeches ]
14:21
-Oh. I guess we'll just take the Raptor back to Miami?
14:25
-I've got a better idea. Why don't we take a Mustang?
14:28
[ Horse neighs ]
14:29
-Ride a horse to Miami?! Awesome!
14:32
-No! The Ford Mustang Dark Horse.
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[ Engine revs ]
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♪♪
14:39
-You ready? -Let's go!
14:42
[ Tires squeal ]
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♪♪
14:46
[ Tires screech ]
14:49
[ Horse neighs, both scream ]
14:50
♪♪
14:54
-My thanks to Ford and Ford Racing,
14:57
Max Verstappen, Isack Hadjar,
15:00
the Oracle Red Bull Racing team, and F1.
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And be sure to enter...
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Be sure to enter the Ford Derby Sweepstakes
15:07
for a chance to win a 2026 Bronco Badlands S.U.V.
15:11
and other prizes.
15:12
We'll be right back with more "Tonight Show," everybody.
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Come on back!
