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Trump Threatens Missile Shortage "Leakers" After Snapping at Hegseth, U.S. Nears Hormuz Deal
Trump Threatens Missile Shortage "Leakers" After Snapping at Hegseth, U.S. Nears Hormuz Deal
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0:00
-Welcome everybody.
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Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show."
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You're here! That's right!
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[ Cheers and applause ] Thank you for watching.
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Well, guys, some big political news.
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The U.S. and Iran have both confirmed
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that they're close to a deal
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that would reopen the Strait of Hormuz.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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That's the good news.
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The bad news is it's been closed for so long,
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it's now called the Spirit Halloween of Hormuz.
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-Oh.
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-Trump's excited about the deal.
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He's about to hang a huge victory banner reading
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"Everything is back to how it was before I got involved."
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And it's really...
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Speaking of the Iran war, it just came out
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that during a recent Cabinet meeting,
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President Trump lashed out at Pete Hegseth
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over the military's missile shortage.
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And I guess Hegseth thought we had more missiles
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than we actually did.
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In Hegseth's defense, when he looks at anything,
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he sees double, so, you know...
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Meanwhile, today, Trump denied reports
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that the U.S. is running low on missiles
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and said that leakers of that story are "being hunted down."
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[ Laughter ]
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Well, we know one thing.
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They're not being hunted by missiles.
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We don't have 'em.
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Right now Trump is dealing with leaks and shortages,
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which is actually pretty normal for an 80-year-old man.
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I...
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
1:21
And did you hear this? Did you hear this?
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Trump is building a helipad on the White House lawn.
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And after weeks of construction, he said he was unhappy with it,
1:29
so workers had to jackhammer the whole thing and start over.
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Forget about a ballroom.
1:34
Trump can't even build a parking space.
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I mean, what's...
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Well, the midterms are coming up, and I saw
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that North Carolina Congressman Chuck Edwards just announced
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that he won't run for re-election
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after an ethics review found that he behaved unprofessionally
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and inappropriately while in Congress.
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Edwards just put out a statement. Take a look.
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[ Laughter ]
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Then Congressman Shri Thanedar said...
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Then Congresswoman Ann Wagner said...
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And Congressman Mike Rogers said...
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And Congressman Michael McCaul said...
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And Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro said...
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And Congressman Chip Roy said...
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And Congresswoman Frederica Wilson said...
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Then Congressman Glenn Grothman said...
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And finally, Congressman Keith Self said...
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They just kept misspeaking all the way through.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Well, switching gears, I saw that Barbra Streisand
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is releasing her first children's book.
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-Ooh. -Yeah. The book has an interesting title.
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It's called "Don't Let the Pigeon Make Eye Contact with me."
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-Wow!
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[ Laughter ]
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-Some business news.
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After Chipotle stopped selling jalapeños
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during the concerns about salmonella,
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Qdoba did the same thing.
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-Ooh. -Yeah, it makes sense because
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Qdoba gets their jalapeños
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from the dumpster behind Chipotle.
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[ Laughter ]
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Meanwhile, following the lettuce parasite outbreak,
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Salad and Go has filed for bankruptcy.
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-Ohh. -"Salad and Go"
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pretty much explains the outbreak, doesn't it?
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[ Laughter ]
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Well, because of the lettuce parasite outbreak,
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more American shoppers are ditching supermarkets
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for farmer's markets.
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Here with more on this is a real farmer's market vendor
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from Riverhead, New York, Ed Washburn.
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Welcome to the show, Ed.
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-Hey there, Jimmy. Thank you for having me.
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-Uh, so you run Ed's Pickles over at the farmer's market.
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Is that right? -Sure is, Jimmy.
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I make the freshest pickles in the Northeast.
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Let me show you one, Jimmy, so you can see that snap.
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-[ Chuckles ] Uh, sure.
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-Here we go.
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[ Grunting ] Here she comes.
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[ Grunting ] One sec.
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[ Grunting ]
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-Ed, Ed, Ed. You good? Ed. Ed.
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Are you okay, bud? -Yeah. I'm good. Sorry.
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Just sometimes they're a little tough to open.
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-Yeah. That's--
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-[ Grunting wildly ]
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-Uh-- Hey--
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-[ Grunting wildly ]
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[ grunting ]
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-Ed! Ed! Ed! Ed!
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Don't hurt yourself there, buddy.
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-Gah!
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Okay. You're right. Sorry.
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I'll stop with the pickles. You know...
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[ Panting ]
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-[ Laughs ]
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I think you passed yourself out there, Ed.
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[ Laughter ]
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-I sell other stuff.
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-You do? Yeah.
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-I got salsa so fresh,
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you can probably smell it through the TV.
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Aaaaaaaaah!
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-No, no. Ed. Ed. -Aaaaah!
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-Ed, stop! Stop! I don't need to smell it through the TV.
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I don't need to smell it through the--
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God. You're gonna pass out.
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-[ Gasps ] Oh, I love salsa!
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[ Laughter ]
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-Ed. Ed!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Ed!
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-I loosened it. I loosened it!
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Alright. Ed Washburn, everybody.
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From a farmer's market.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Uh, did you guys see this?
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KFC apologized after a customer
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posted a video showing that his 50-piece
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popcorn chicken bucket only had 35 pieces.
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-Ohh. -Yeah.
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The customer was like...
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[as Trump] "You're being hunted down."
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[ Laughter ]
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He was missing 15 popcorn nuggets. Yeah.
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Meanwhile, his Uber Eats driver was like,
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[muffled] "Oh, that's so weird."
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[ Laughter ]
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"You should sue them!"
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And finally, guys, it is Thursday.
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It is time for WePost! Here we go!
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-♪ WePost ♪
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♪♪
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♪ WePost ♪
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-Welcome to WePost.
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This is where we as a group decide
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something that we should post on social media.
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I'm gonna show you five different posts.
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We're all gonna vote on whether you like each one or not.
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You all have voting clickers at your seats.
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You see them there? You can vote for all of these.
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You can vote green if you like all of them.
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Yeah. Why not? Or you can vote for none of them.
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Whatever you feel like doing. I just want you to have fun.
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Everyone has clickers.
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Higgins, Roots, you guys have clickers?
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Alright. Perfect. I'm gonna post
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whichever one gets the most likes from all of us.
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Because it's not a MePost. It's a WePost.
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-Ohh!
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-Alright. You guys ready?
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[ Cheers and applause ] Alright.
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The first post is...
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Yeah. There you go.
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I-I think that's deserved. -Yeah.
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-Absolutely. -Yeah. If you clear it out.
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-Yeah. -Respect to that one.
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I like that. Alright. The votes are in.
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Let's see the results here.
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Not bad. 113-55. Alright. Not bad. Not bad.
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Alright. Uh, they don't necessarily get better.
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Here we go. The next one is...
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"Wait. I remember that one Christmas.
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I was thinking about putting it on...
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Yeah, yeah. That's still here.
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Has a picture of E.T. on it. Cool!"
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Alright. Let's see the results on this one.
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-Ohh! -Oh! Not bad!
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-128.
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-Still 55 said no. -Yeah. 55...
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-Who knows if it's the same 55? Interesting.
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-...Sammy Hagar. -Uh, alright.
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Next one says...
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♪♪
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I think that-- That didn't get you?
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-It does get me because-- -It tickled you a little bit?
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-I mean, it tickled me a little bit,
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but it also just feels like it's speaking directly to my life,
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so I didn't think anyone else would be on board.
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-But then did you hear the laughter from the audience
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and understand that we're all in the same boat?
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-Yeah, and it gives me-- it reminds me of my humanity.
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-Proof of life. -Yeah.
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-Alright. Let's see the results here.
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That's what I'm talking about!
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Wait. 61...
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-Makes toilet-paper fantasies come true. Yeah.
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-Yeah. 61 did not enjoy it.
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-No. 6 more. -Yeah.
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6 more people did not-- So it's growing.
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-Yeah. The discontent is growing.
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-The discontent is growing. Yeah. Yeah. Dissatisfaction.
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-It was that same 55. -Definitely the same 55.
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-Plus 6. -They're the "No 55."
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They're, like, Thumbs Down 55.
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We invited them to the show tonight, but then...
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-They influenced 6 other people. -That's correct.
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-More than 10%. -That's great. Alright.
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Do we have two? Oh, we have two more. We have two more.
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If you haven't voted yes, you got two more shots.
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-Yeah. -That we're all gonna go--
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I'm blaming all of you, so, yeah.
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Alright. Alright. The next one is...
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[ Laughter ]
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-Ohh!
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-Yeah, that one won. That won, right?
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Dang. I don't even know why we'd do the other one.
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Right? We shouldn't even do the other one.
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-We shouldn't. -No.
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Well, you know we got to see it.
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-Yeah. Nah. -I want to see the results.
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Yeah, but I'm almost guaranteeing...
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I'm saying that number is down to like 20.
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-You think the 20 nays?
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-I think the 55 thumbs down'ers...
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-Think they saw the light?
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-They saw the light a little bit.
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-That's humorous. -I'm gonna say it's in the 20s.
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But alright. Let's see the results.
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Ohh!
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♪♪
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I think end it right there. That's it.
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We're gonna end it right there.
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That's the one we're gonna post right there, everyone.
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When you see that online, give that post a repost.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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We have a great show.
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Shane Gillis is here tonight!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Betty Gilpin is joining us!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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And Role Model is here to talk and perform!
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Stick around. We'll be right back with more "Tonight Show."
