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Trump Announces Karoline Leavitt Is Resigning as White House Press Secretary | The Tonight Show
Trump Announces Karoline Leavitt Is Resigning as White House Press Secretary | The Tonight Show
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0:01
-Welcome, welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show."
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This is it. You're here. You made it.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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I'm very excited about this. The one and only
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Matthew McConaughey is my guest tonight!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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And they're one of the biggest groups in the world.
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KATSEYE is here tonight.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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There were so many fans outside,
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we had to sneak them in using one of Trump's catering trucks.
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-Oh. [ Laughter ]
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-That's right, guys, everyone's still talking about
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Trump being snuck off Air Force One
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and onto a catering truck.
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[ Laughter ]
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Of course, all the people
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who were left on the plane are furious.
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[ Laughter ]
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Trump hasn't felt heat like this
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since he locked himself in his tanning bed.
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[ Laughter ]
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Meanwhile, it just came out that when Trump left Air Force One,
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he took a few staffers with him but left Marco Rubio on board.
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-Ooh. [ Laughter ]
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-To be fair, Trump forgot that he put him in the overhead bin.
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So... [ Laughter ]
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Some more big news. Today, Trump announced
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that Karoline Leavitt is resigning
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as White House press secretary.
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[ Scattered mock "Awws" ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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That story again, Karoline Leavitt was definitely
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one of the staffers left on Air Force One.
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It's like, "Oh, really? You didn't take me?"
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Yeah, apparently, she's moving on to an easier job
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working as the press secretary for Taylor Farms lettuce.
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-Oh.
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[ Laughter ]
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-I saw that, for the first time in almost four years,
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a federal agency is lifting the ban on having TikTok
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on government phones.
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Yeah, due to security concerns, the government had
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told employees to remove TikTok.
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It's a big surprise. Kind of like...
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-Oh, poke a hole in it.
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[ Coughing ]
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[ Laughter ]
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-Yeah, it was a shock that came out of nowhere.
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Kind of like...
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-Bye!
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Audience exclaims ]
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[ Laughter ]
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-I mean, government employees thought
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the TikTok ban was totally wrong, kind of like...
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-Who painted the Mona Lisa?
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Mona Lisa. -Yeah.
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-Da "Vincki"? -Da "Vincki"?
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[ Laughter ]
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-"Da 'Vincki'?"
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But now, after several years, the policy is flipping,
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kind of like...
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[ Laughter ]
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Regulators know TikTok isn't perfect,
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but they're ready to take the leap, kind of like...
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-So, us teachers would never ask you students
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to do anything we wouldn't do ourselves.
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Ohh!
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[ Laughter ]
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-In the end, the government just hopes that,
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even if things fall apart, they'll be okay, kind of like...
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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Hope those videos helped you.
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Hey Ron. -Hey Billy.
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-Hey Billy.
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Hey, Billy. -What's up?
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[ Both laugh ]
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-Get this -- the FAA just announced that
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they hired over 2,000 gamers to be air-traffic controllers.
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[ Laughter ]
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Yeah, a drunk pilot talking to a stoned air-traffic controller.
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What could possibly go wrong? I think it's a good idea,
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as long as they understand there's no extra lives.
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[ Laughter ]
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Hey, people are talking about this.
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New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani unveiled a plan
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to harness hot air from a subway platform
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into buildings during the winter.
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For more on this, we're joined by our
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Metro correspondent Steven Bennett,
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who is currently standing over --
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directly over a vent spewing out hot subway air.
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Welcome to the show, Steven.
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-Oh, thanks, Jimmy. Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ]
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You know, Jimmy, I'm gonna tell you,
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it's a really exciting time.
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What New Yorker hasn't wished
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that they could take the subway home with them?
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-Uh, yeah. Why don't you just tell us about the plan?
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-Well, imagine this, Jimmy. [ Laughter ]
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You're in a restaurant, and you're a little chilly,
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and, suddenly, you get a hit of that subway air,
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and it's like every dog in the world
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is breathing on you at once.
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[ Laughter ]
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-That doesn't sound good to me.
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-It's air, Jimmy.
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It's about how it feels, not about how it sounds,
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and this air feels...squishy, if that makes sense.
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-It does, actually. -See? There we go.
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The great thing about subway air is that it's like airplane air
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but if every passenger wasn't wearing shoes.
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-Yeah. That's the great thing?
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-Oh, oh. Now this is an interesting blast
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I'm getting right here. [ Sniffs ]
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Oh, I'm getting hints of...
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hints of body odor and moist rat.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Moist rat?
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Hey, I don't think this plan is gonna be very popular.
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-Okay, let me pitch it to you a different way.
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You know how you walk by a bakery
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and smell that fresh-bread smell?
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-Yes, I love that smell.
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-Now, imagine if that smell died. Mmm!
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-All right, well, I guess it's a helpful way to recycle air,
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and that's, otherwise, gonna go to waste.
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-Exactly! And I'm just as excited about the mayor's
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other new initiative.
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-Oh. What's that?
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-Free bottles...of...
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Free bottles of subway seat mystery liquid. Mmm!
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-All right. Very good. [ Audience exclaiming ]
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That's our Metro correspondent, everybody.
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I forget his name. There he is.
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-Gotta stay hydrated.
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-Oh!
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Oh. Is he holding his mou--
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Was he holding his fake mustache on?
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-Yeah, yeah. -[ Laughs ]
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-Oh, he's drinking more. -He's drinking more.
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Can he drink that whole thing? -[ Retching ]
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-Oh, he's -- He doesn't know if he's --
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Is he getting sick?
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-Yeah. Oh, no.
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-Why is he standing over the grate?
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[ Laughter ]
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-I want to be right on the spot,
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you know, to demonstrate what it's like out here, Jimmy.
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[ Sniffs ] Oh!
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-Yeah, but why don't you go like two steps back,
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and then you wouldn't have to deal with that?
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-Oh, let's just look at it.
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Oh, that's no fun. Look at this! Look at this!
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-Yeah, Yeah. Hey, what's your name again?
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I forgot. -My name? Oh.
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[ Laughs ] Let me see the cards.
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I can remember. [ Laughter ]
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-That's it. See the cards.
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Thank you very much.
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-[ Laughs ] [ Cheers and applause ]
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-Get him outta here.
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[ Laughter ]
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Well, switching gears to some business news,
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Chick-fil-A just announced their new fall menu.
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Yeah, fall chicken.
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[ Laughter ]
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So turkey?
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[ Laughter ]
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More business news -- McDonald's introduced
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a new energy drink called the Red Bull Dragonberry Energizer.
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Sounds pretty intense. Well, they're already
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marketing it directly to one of their biggest customers.
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Watch this.
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-Yes, I do!
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Give it to me now.
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-Then, you should try McDonald's all-new
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Red Bull Dragonberry Energizer.
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-I woke up, and I said, "I feel great."
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Boom! Superman.
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Ding ding, ding ding ding ding, boom, psh-mm, poom.
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-♪ There's no need to feel down ♪
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♪ I said young man ♪
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-♪ Ba-da, ba ba ba ♪
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-There you go. "I'm loving it?"
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[ Applause ]
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-Hey, I read that nearly 30,000 pounds of raw beef
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is being recalled after officials realized
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it entered the U.S. without being inspected.
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Yeah, we got issues with lettuce, jalapeños, and beef.
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Man, you know it's bad when the healthiest thing
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on the Taco Bell menu is Mountain Dew.
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[ Laughter ]
7:45
Well, this is going viral.
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A circular house in California that rotates 360 degrees
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is on sale for $3 million.
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If you want to save 3 million bucks on a spinning house,
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just buy a normal house, get drunk, and lie down.
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[ Laughter ]
7:59
Finally, guys, I'm very excited. KATSEYE is here tonight!
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I'm talking to them. They're performing.
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It is gonna be great.
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If I'm being honest, I've got serious KATSEYE fever.
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It's all I can think about.
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You know what I'm talking about, Tariq?
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-I definitely do, Jimmy. [ Cheers and applause ]
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-Yeah, I knew -- I knew you would, Tariq.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Are you excited, Higgins?
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-Of course I am. I love KATSEYE.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-What about you, cameraman Hank?
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-I mean, the only thing I love more than being
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a cameraman is KATSEYE.
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Wait. You think I can get their autographs, Jimmy?
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-No, cameraman Hank.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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We gotta be professional. No asking for autographs.
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Okay guys?
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-[ Sighs ] Fine.
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-Fine.
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-Fine.
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-I knew you'd all understand.
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We have a great show.
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Give it up for The Roots, everybody.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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What a show we have for you tonight.
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He's an Academy Award-winning actor
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who stars in the new movie "The Rivals of Amziah King,"
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which is in theaters this Friday.
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Matthew McConaughey is here tonight!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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"Amziah King"! The best dude.
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-Come on.
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-They are global pop stars
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and have a new EP out this Friday called "Wild,"
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and they're going on their first world tour this fall.
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KATSEYE is here to talk and perform.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Sold out.
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Guys, I've been getting really into this Letterboxd lately.
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Do you know that? It's a super popular website
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where people review TV shows and movies.
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There are a lot of fun reviews on there.
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In fact, even some celebrities have gotten on it.
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I'll show you what I mean.
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It's time for "Tonight Show Letterboxd Reviews."
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-♪ Letterboxd ♪
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♪ Letterboxd Reviews ♪
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-Let's take a look. Our first review
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is for "Spider-Man: Brand New Day."
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Taylor Swift wrote...
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You see? [ Laughter ]
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Next, for "Big," Gronk wrote...
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[ Laughter ]
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You see what I'm saying? -Yeah.
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-Here's another one, for "The Departed."
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Frontier Airlines wrote...
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[ Laughter ]
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You see?
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Next up, for "Everything Everywhere All At Once,"
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Kevin Hart wrote...
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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See?
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-He wrote that.
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-He wrote that. -Yeah, he wrote that.
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-Next up, for "Zootopia 2," Subway wrote...
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[ Laughter, audience groans ]
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-Oh. -And finally,
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for "40 Year-Old Virgin," Pope Leo wrote...
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[ Laughter ]
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Those are "Tonight Show Letterboxd Reviews."
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Stick around. When we come back,
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we're looking inside our audience suggestion box,
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so stick around. It's a fun one.
