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0:00Shall we play a game?
0:01Perhaps the greatest strategy game yet devised.
0:08through human history,
0:09have hung so many critical moments,
0:12their outcome determined by
0:14rock defeating scissors,
0:15scissors defeating paper,
0:17or paper defeating rock.
0:19This being the most critical,
0:21for you will test your skill against me
0:23and might have the luckiest day of your life
0:26by winning not just on the first round,
0:30but also then the second,
0:36stacking nerve-wracking odds until you achieve
0:42Well, I've got the spreadsheets to
0:44prove it's all but inevitable,
0:46at least for someone.
0:47See, you have just joined a group of
0:49the nearest million viewers of this video
0:52all now players prepping,
0:58or slay with scissors.
0:59Your million cohort stands strong at the start,
1:02but after each round,
1:04only the winners shall remain.
1:07until there will be but one,
1:12One who will feel like a surreal
1:19Of course, we aren't really
1:20playing live in a hall,
1:22you are watching this video,
1:24that I wrote in your past,
1:25to play against you across time.
1:27So to you, I am set in stone.
1:29I can't know what you throw,
1:31I can only reveal the paths onward,
1:33through this maze of probability,
1:35and trust in you to continue true.
1:40you get only one shot at this game,
1:43and I beg you to be honest,
1:45for I am trapped here in time.
1:50sever successful streaks of wins,
1:52having to eject untold
1:54hordes of players from this maze,
1:59But I want nothing more than
2:00for the first honest player to win.
2:03For some lucky hero to defeat me,
2:11This is a quest through the improbable.
2:16Enough weird foreshadowing.
2:18Good luck to everyone in this group of a million.
2:20Get your mind in the game.
2:22Get your fist in the air.
2:23We're about to play the first round,
2:25and I'm gonna go rock,
2:29Rock paper scissors can be
2:31such a mind game, you know.
2:37Either way, I'm totally going rock.
2:42Rock, paper, scissors,
